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josh write book, joshua, humphreys, novelist, comedy, writer, shakespeare, pipe, green pen

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

JOSH  WRITE  BOOK.

joshua humphreys, comedy novelist, writer of plays, poetry, shakespeare, grieve, exquisite hours, melbourne, funniest, hilarious, satirical

NOVELIST, PLAYWRIGHT, EDUCATOR, HELLRAISER, VERY TALL PERSON...

NOVELIST, PLAYWRIGHT,
EDUCATOR, HELLRAISER,
VERY TALL PERSON...

Joshua Humphreys is a writer of novels, poetry, plays,
essays, text messages, fauxbituaries, hagiographies,
self-assembling-furniture instructions, sarcastic letters
to Balkan politicians and long and deceptive lists
about what he writes.

He is, in reality, not a very tall person.

Joshua Humphreys is a writer of novels, poetry, plays, essays,
text messages, fauxbituaries, hagiographies, self-assembling-furniture instructions, sarcastic letters to Balkan politicians and long and deceptive lists about what he writes.

He is, in reality, not a very tall person.

— THE  PLAY —

— THE  PLAY —

to save a forest virgin modern shakespeare, joshua humphreys, melbourne
to save a forest virgin modern shakespeare, joshua humphreys, melbourne


'WHEN ARE

MORTALS BE

BUT WHEN

IN LOVE; WHAT

IS LIFE,

FAIR SUMMER,

IF NOT

TO LOVE?'

A

ROMANTIC

Conceited Comedy

(OFTEN DIRTY)

call'd


'SHAKESPEARE

MEETS

SEX AND

THE CITY 

MEETS THE

COMEDY 

NOVEL.'



CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE,
AS PRE-ORDERS MAKE THEIR WAY
TO READERS.


CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE,
AS PRE-ORDERS MAKE THEIR WAY
TO READERS. 


— THE  BOOKS —

joshua humphreys, exquisite hours, comedy novel

EXQVISITE  HOVRS

Anais Spencer travels the

world lying to men...


The book that launched a career;
currently in pre-production

as a movie.

joshua humphreys, exquisite hours, grieve, melbourne, australian, comedy novel

GRIEVE

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world.

He is about to become once again...

the angriest young man

in the world.

WAXED EXCEEDING MIGHTY

Adam Athelstan grows & sells

— and sings to —

very rare flowers.

My first novel,

& a delightful one at that.

TO SAVE A

FOREST

 VIRGIN.

My new and debut play is

Shakespeare

meets Sex and the City

meets the Comedy Novel...

( includes shipping to US | CA | AU | UK | EU)

( includes shipping to US | AU | UK )

THE  STONES  OF  VENICE TOVR

THE
STONES OF  VENICE TOVR

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

—WITH VENICE HERSELF IS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE—


September & October 2018

dates are now open.

Open-air lectures on art, history, & genius

— with Venice herself as your lecture theatre —


September & October 2018 dates are now open.

THE  STONES  OF  VENICE TOVR

THE
STONES OF VENICE TOVR

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

—WITH VENICE HERSELF IS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE—


September & October 2018

dates are now open.

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

— with Venice herself as your lecture theatre —


September & October 2018

dates are now open!

— THE  VERY BEGINNING —

THE
— BEGINNING —



The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.


'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

— THE  VERY BEGINNING —

THE
— BEGINNING —

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.


'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

THE NOVEL THAT LAUNCHED A CAREER,

EXQUISITE HOURS

IS CURRENTLY IN PRE-PRODUCTION AS A MOVIE.


The novel that launched a career,

Exquisite Hours

is currently in pre-production

as a movie.

JOSHVA
HVMPHREYS

JOSHVA HVMPHREYS

After travelling the world for 4 years, in 2016 Joshua Humphreys  dressed up as a mermaid and released Exquisite Hours.


That novel sold out 4 print runs in 2 months,

and launched his career.


He has since been gallivanting with redoubled vigour.




After writing 3 novels in 3 years, he's now finalising the text of his new play, To Save A Forest Virgin, and writing a history of Venice

while working on his 4th novel—the India Novel.

Whence springs his insanity?


After travelling the world for 4 years, in 2016 Joshua Humphreys  dressed up as a mermaid and released
Exquisite Hours.


That novel sold out 4 print runs in 2 months, and launched his career.


He has since been gallivanting

with redoubled vigour.




After writing 3 novels in 3 years, he's now finalising the text
of his new play,

To Save A Forest Virgin,

and writing a history of Venice

while working on his 4th novel—

the India Novel.


Whence springs

his  insanity?

A members-only group dedicated to the study of right Feeling & audacious Thinking.

A members-only group dedicated to
the study of right Feeling & audacious Thinking.

— THE  INDIA  DIARY —

— THE  INDIA  DIARY —

In November 2017

I endured 27 days of hell in order to research my next novel.


That hell was India... 


In November 2017

I endured 27 days of hell in order to research my next novel.


That hell was India... 

— THE  ART —

— THE  ART —


There's only one artist I trust to do

my book covers, and that's

SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.

A conservation illustrator who works
primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,

Sam raises money to save those ecosystems
by selling prints of his work. 


We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers,

and each has been more elaborate than the last.

The next—the India novel—
shall be even greater still.


Support his incredible &
benevolent work

— and help to save the environment —

by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.


There's only one artist I trust to do my book covers, and that's

SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.

A conservation illustrator who works primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,

Sam raises money to save those ecosystems by selling prints of his work.


We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers, and each  has been more elaborate than the last.

The next—the India novel—shall be even greater still.


Support his incredible & benevolent work

and help to save the environment

by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.

— READ —

Own everything I've ever written,

 through just one button...

GRIEVE, Exquisite Hours,

Waxed Exceeding Mighty,

AND To Save A Forest Virgin—

shipped to the US | AU | UK




Or start off with just one.

(The default is Exquisite Hours.
If you'd like another [Grieve is funnier]

do let me know after purchasing!)


Copyright 2018, JOSHVA HVMPHREYS