josh write book, joshua, humphreys, novelist, comedy, writer, shakespeare, pipe, green pen
josh write book, joshua, humphreys, novelist, comedy, writer, shakespeare, pipe, green pen

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

JOSH  WRITE  BOOK.

joshua humphreys, comedy novelist, writer of plays, poetry, shakespeare, grieve, exquisite hours, melbourne, funniest, hilarious, satirical

NOVELIST, PLAYWRIGHT,
GALLIVANTER, VERY TALL PERSON...

NOVELIST, PLAYWRIGHT,
EDUCATOR, HELLRAISER,
VERY TALL PERSON...

Joshua Humphreys is a writer of novels, plays, poetry,
histories, essays, text messages, fauxbituaries, hagiographies,
self-assembling-furniture instructions, sarcastic letters
to Balkan politicians and long and deceptive lists
about what he writes.

He is, in reality, not a very tall person.

Joshua Humphreys is a writer of novels, poetry, plays, essays,
text messages, fauxbituaries, hagiographies, self-assembling-furniture instructions, sarcastic letters to Balkan politicians and long and deceptive lists about what he writes.

He is, in reality, not a very tall person.

liber audaciorum, joshua humphreys, audacity,
liber audaciorum, joshua humphreys, audacity,
liber audaciorum, joshua humphreys, audacity,
liber audaciorum, joshua humphreys, audacity,

DARING WISDOM.

NOBLE INSPIRATION.

AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!

DARING WISDOM.

NOBLE INSPIRATION.

AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!

— THE  BOOKS —

WAXED EXCEEDING MIGHTY

WAXED  EXCEEDING  MIGHTY

Adam Athelstan grows & sells — and sings to —

very rare flowers.

My first novel,

& a delightful one at that.

Adam Athelstan grows & sells
— and sings to —
very rare flowers.

My first novel,

& a delightful one at that.

joshua humphreys, exquisite hours, grieve, melbourne, australian, comedy novel

GRIEVE

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world.

He is about to become once again... the angriest young man in the world.

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world.

He is about to become once again...
the angriest young man in the world.

comedy, novel, joshua, humphreys, anais, spencer, wanderlust, writer, melbourne, venice, bangkok, hilarious,

EXQUISITE  HOURS

Anais Spencer travels the world lying to men...


The book that launched a career, & currently in pre-production as a movie.

Anais Spencer travels the world lying to men...


The book that launched a career,
& currently in pre-production as a movie.

ASATYA PURANA

or, The Creative Art 
of Wishfulness

Godfrey Lackland simply wants to do his work as an artist.
All that stands in his way is a wellness retreat, India,
& the love of two women.

Godfrey Lackland simply wants to do his work as an artist.
All that stands in his way is

a wellness retreat, India,

& the love of two women.

TO SAVE A

FOREST

VIRGIN

My new & debut play is

Shakespeare

meets Sex and the City

meets the Comedy Novel...

IMAGINED TREASURES

Walk through 1000 years of Venetian art, history, & genius with the cultural tour de force that is my

history of Venice.

( includes shipping to US | CA | AU | UK | EU)

( includes shipping to US | UK | EU )


THE NOVEL THAT LAUNCHED A CAREER,

(& CURRENTLY IN PRE-PRODUCTION AS A MOVIE)

MR HUMPHREYS HAS JUST PROCLAIMED THIS

THE SUMMER OF EXQUISITE HOURS!



The novel that launched a career

(& currently in pre-production

as a movie)

Mr Humphreys has just proclaimed this

the summer of Exquisite Hours!


— THE INDIA NOVEL —

— THE INDIA NOVEL —


Due to some very exciting things

happening behind the scenes, 

my 4th novel, 


ASATYA PURANA;

OR, THE CREATIVE ART OF WISHFULNESS


won't be given a general release until 2020.


But worry not!

If you pre-order it now you shall be reading it this July.



Due to some very exciting things
happening behind the scenes,
my 4th novel,


ASATYA PURANA,

OR, THE CREATIVE ART
OF WISHFULNES
S


won't be given a general release
until 2020.

But worry not!


If you pre-order it now

you shall be reading it this July.

— THE  PLAY —

— THE  PLAY —

to save a forest virgin modern shakespeare, joshua humphreys, melbourne
to save a forest virgin modern shakespeare, joshua humphreys, melbourne


'WHEN ARE

MORTALS BE

BUT WHEN

IN LOVE; WHAT

IS LIFE,

FAIR SUMMER,

IF NOT

TO LOVE?'

A

ROMANTIC

Conceited Comedy

(OFTEN DIRTY)

call'd


'SHAKESPEARE

MEETS

SEX AND

THE CITY 

MEETS THE

COMEDY 

NOVEL.'

— THE CORRESPONDENCE —

— THE CORRESPONDENCE —



While in purdah writing my next novel I maintain but one correspondence.

IT IS WITH TANCRED QUAIL

MY SURROGATE GREAT-GRANDFATHER.

Unhinged man-of-letters, explorer-dandy-aristocrat, eater of roasted peacocks—the 97-year-old Quail and I exchange one immoderate letter a week.

Below, despite Tancred's discretionary wishes, you can open our mail  & read what roguish mischief our green pens get up to.



While in purdah writing my next novel

I maintain but one correspondence.

IT IS WITH TANCRED QUAIL

MY SURROGATE GREAT-GRANDFATHER.

Unhinged man-of-letters, explorer-aristocrat-dandy, eater of roasted peacocks—the 97-year-old Quail and I exchange one immoderate letter a week.

Below, against Tancred's discretionary wishes, you can open our mail 

& read what roguish mischief our green pens get up to.


After 7 years of research,

I've at last turned all that Venice has taught me

into...



After 7 years of research, I've at last turned

all that Venice has taught me into...


A SPLENDID

—      HISTORY     —

OF VENICE

— A SPLENDID HISTORY OF VENICE —

JOSHVA
HVMPHREYS

JOSHVA HVMPHREYS

After travelling the world for 4 years, in 2016 Joshua Humphreys  dressed up as a mermaid and released Exquisite Hours.


That novel sold out 4 print runs in 2 months,

and launched his career.


He has ever since been gallivanting with especial vigour.




After writing 3 novels, a play, & a history of Venice, he's now working on his 4th novel—Asatya Purana, or The Creative Art of Wishfulness.

Whence springs his insanity?


After travelling the world for 4 years, in 2016 Joshua Humphreys  dressed up as a mermaid and released
Exquisite Hours.


That novel sold out 4 print runs in 2 months, and launched his career.


He has since been gallivanting

with redoubled vigour.




After writing 3 novels, a play, & a history of Venice,

he's now working on his 4th novel—

Asatya Purana,

or The Creative Art of Wishfulness


Whence springs

his  insanity?

— THE VENICE TOUR —

THE  STONES  OF  VENICE TOVR

THE
STONES OF  VENICE TOVR

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

—WITH VENICE HERSELF IS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE—


October 2019 dates shall open in August!

Open-air lectures on art, history, & genius

— with Venice herself as your lecture theatre —


September & October 2018 dates are now open.

THE  STONES  OF  VENICE TOVR

THE
STONES OF VENICE TOVR

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

—WITH VENICE HERSELF IS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE—


September & October 2018

dates are now open.

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

— with Venice herself as your lecture theatre —



October 2019 dates opening in August!

WINTER SEMESTER IS 12 WEEKS

OF NOBLY ADVENTURING 

THROUGH 3000 YEARS OF CULTURE.

WINTER SEMESTER IS A 12-WEEK

NOBLE ADVENTURE THROUGH

3000 YEARS OF CULTURE.

— THE BEGINNING —

THE
— BEGINNING —



The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.


'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

— THE  VERY BEGINNING —

THE
— BEGINNING —

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.


'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

— THE  ART —

— THE  ART —


There's only one artist I trust to do

my book covers, and that's

SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.

A conservation illustrator who works
primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,

Sam raises money to save those ecosystems
by selling prints of his work. 


We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers,

and each has been more elaborate than the last.

The next—the India novel—
shall be even greater still.


Support his incredible &
benevolent work

— and help to save the environment —

by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.


There's only one artist I trust to do my book covers, and that's

SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.

A conservation illustrator who works primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,

Sam raises money to save those ecosystems by selling prints of his work.


We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers, and each  has been more elaborate than the last.

The next—the India novel—shall be even greater still.


Support his incredible & benevolent work

and help to save the environment

by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.

— READ ME —

Own everything I've ever written,

 through just one button...

GRIEVE; Exquisite Hours;

Waxed Exceeding Mighty—

shipped to the US | AU | UK




Or start off with just one.

(The default is Exquisite Hours.
If you'd like another [Grieve is funnier]

do let me know after purchasing!)


Copyright 2019, JOSHVA HVMPHREYS