After releasing 6 books in as many years there's now a new comedy novel that's begging to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat—wratten? No. Written. Written!
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YOU WRITE  BOK 

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Make possible the writing of
the next comedy novel;

Watch the on-location researching of the Stones of Athens Tour;

 Own, and take, both...



Make possible the writing of the next comedy novel;

Watch the on-location researching of the Stones of Athens Tour;

Own, and take, both...




 After releasing 6 books in as many years there's a new comedy novel that needs to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat? Wratten?

No. Written.

Written!

THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL

   THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...


Its story & jokes accumulating for 3 years and now ripe & ready

to be turned into a full-blown comedy novel, the opening chapter introduces you to Fiona Dixon, a woman whose healthy husband, Peter, has just suddenly
dropped dead.

After Peter's funeral Fiona is handed a dossier with information indicating that her husband might have been murdered—a dossier which she henceforth 
refers to as...

The Peter File.

Featuring a brother who acquires the confusing reputation of being a gum smuggler and a Ukrainian family who emigrated from Chernobyl a little later than they should have (and who run a crane-rental company called "U-crane")—
this year I shall be
sitting down, with your help,
to write a sitcom-in-prose.

As well I'll be applying to Ancient Greece the same principles that shaped my Venice tour in order to build The Stones of Athens—a virtual tour exploring the unparalleled history, literature, & philosophy of The West's wondrous and

still-living youth.

I'll be returning to Greece in May, beginning my work with a walk from Athens to Thermopylae & Messolonghi via Delfi. Once arrived I'll be sharing the entire novel-writing & history-illuminating process as well as the picturesque
settings in which it shall all take place.


By November you'll be taking the inaugural Stones of Athens Tour and in December I'll have written & ready 
my 5th comedy novel, 
The Peter File
whose numbered & signed first edition will be available only
to you, its patron.

SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS,
OF MY ART

A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL

you'll both make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books and watch the entire artistic process
of bringing to life the world's
most beautiful places—

before yourself enjoying all

the literary fruits of

Josh Write Book...

After releasing 6 books in as many years there's a new comedy novel that needs to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat? Wratten?

No. Written.
Written!

THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL

   THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...


Its story & jokes accumulating for 3 years and now ripe & ready 
to be turned into a full-blown comedy novel, the opening chapter introduces you
to Fiona Dixon, a woman whose healthy husband, Peter, has just suddenly dropped dead.

After Peter's funeral Fiona is handed a dossier with information indicating that her husband might have been murdered—a dossier which she

henceforth refers to as...

The Peter File.

Featuring a brother who acquires the confusing reputation of being a gum smuggler and a Ukrainian family who emigrated from Chernobyl a little

later than they should have (& who run a
crane-rental company called "U-crane")—
this year I shall be sitting down, 
with your help,
to write a sitcom-in-prose.

As well I'm applying to Ancient Greece the same principles that shaped my Venice tour in order to build The Stones of Athens—a virtual tour

exploring the unparalleled history,
literature, & philosophy of The West's
wondrous and still-vital youth.

I'll be returning to Greece in May, beginning my work with a walk from Athens to Thermopylae & Messolonghi via Delfi. Once arrived I'll be sharing the entire novel-writing & 
history-illuminating process as well as the picturesque settings
in which it shall all take place.

By November you'll be taking the inaugural Stones of Athens Tour and in December I'll have written & ready 
my 5th comedy novel, The Peter File
whose numbered & signed first edition
will be available only to you,
its patron.

SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS, OF MY ART

 A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL 

you'll both make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books

and watch the entire artistic process of bringing to life the world's most beautiful places—before yourself enjoying all the literary fruits of

Josh Write Book...

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

Watch the whole year-long process of a comedy novel being crafted and written—as well as seeing all the picturesque places in which that work takes place—and receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File when it's complete.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

A comedy novel & a history of Ancient Greece.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, Greece, Acropolis, Sparta, philosophy, The Stones of Athens

Make possible, see the creation of—then enjoy—both of my upcoming projects...

After exploring the incredible history, literature, & philosophy (& landscape) of Ancient Greece on the inaugural Stones of Athens Tour you'll receive a

signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Greece


· Take the inaugural Stones of Athens Tour


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$6

PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER

Watch the whole year-long process of a comedy novel being crafted and written—as well as seeing all the picturesque places in which that work takes place—and receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File when it's complete.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

A comedy novel & a history
of Ancient Greece.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, Greece, Acropolis, Sparta, philosophy, The Stones of Athens

$14

PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER

Make possible, see the creation of—then enjoy—both of my upcoming projects...


After exploring the incredible history, literature, & philosophy (& landscape) of Ancient Greece on the inaugural Stones of Athens Tour you'll receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of
The Peter File.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Greece


· Take the inaugural Stones of Athens Tour


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

The next comedy novel, written.

$6

PER MONTH
UNTIL DECEMBER

A comedy novel & a history of Ancient Greece.

$14

PER MONTH
UNTIL DECEMBER

PLEASE NOTE:

· The amounts cited are in USD
but convert at sign-up to AUD.


· By becoming a patron of the comedy novel you agree to each month for 8 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels & creating history tours are unpredictable artistic processes the creation-time of which may alter. If either The Peter File or The Stones of Athens take longer than expected to complete you shall receive them as agreed above, though at a later date.


· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' balls about the time taken to finish either his next comedy novel or virtual tour.


· The Bangkok tour depends on covid-19 travel restrictions being eased.
If they don't ease in time for me to create a tour of Bangkok I shall create a tour of Athens/Ancient Greece to which the same patron privileges will apply.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given.


· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above you agree to these terms & conditions—especially the ball-busting one.

PLEASE NOTE:

· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at sign-up to AUD.


· By becoming a patron of the comedy novel you agree to each month for
8 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for
receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels & creating history tours are unpredictable artistic processes the creation-time of which may alter. If either The Peter File or The Stones of Bangkok take longer than expected to complete you shall receive them
as agreed above, though at a later date.


· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' balls about the time taken to finish either his next comedy novel or virtual tour.


· The Bangkok tour depends on covid-19 travel restrictions being eased.
If they don't ease in time for me to create a tour of Bangkok
I shall create a tour of Athens/Ancient Greece to
which the same patron privileges will apply.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given.


· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above
you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the ball-busting one.

                                                          BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$6

PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER

A comedy novel & a history
of Ancient Greece.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, Greece, Acropolis, Sparta, philosophy, The Stones of Athens

$14

PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER

                     BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$6

PER MONTH
UNTIL DECEMBER

A comedy novel & a history of Ancient Greece.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, Greece, Acropolis, Sparta, philosophy, The Stones of Athens

$14

PER MONTH
UNTIL DECEMBER

QUESTIONS ABOUT
BECOMING A PATRON OF
JOSH WRITE BOOK?


If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel, about the building of
The Stones of Athens,
—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than
a monthly contributor—

 do email me at

joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com

and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.

QUESTIONS ABOUT BECOMING A PATRON OF
JOSH WRITE BOOK?


If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel, about the building of The Stones of Athens,

—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—

 do email me at

joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com

and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.

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