BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
—
Make possible the writing
of the next comedy novel;
own a signed 1st edition
of The Peter File's sequel;
be a character IN
a sitcom-in-prose;
keep comedy free & independent
& preposterous...
—
—
Make possible the writing of the next comedy novel;
own a signed 1st edition of The Peter File's sequel;
be a character IN a sitcom-in-prose;
keep comedy free & independent & preposterous...
—
The Peter File is but a few weeks from being in
your hands!
AND, HAPPILY,
THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL WHAT DONE NEEDS TO BE WROTE...
The Peter File, Season 2.
The yet-to-be-named sequel to The Peter File is already fully storied and shall be written
in the summer, revised through the autumn, and yours by Christmas.
Without giving too much away before you've read its predecessor,
Season 2 of the one and only sitcom-in-prose contains more espionage than is healthy for any hardware-store employee, an insultingly cheap assassination contract, the selling of a tank to a gay terrorist, a gaslighting ghost, Martin Luther Ching, a testicular thermometer and a honeypot, a stalker,
a bear, the sealing of an eel deal, and the anarchic taking-over of U-Crane.
After sitting down to sign
& send the 1st edition of
The Peter File I'll be heading to Greece to write the sequel's 1st draft. Then I'll rewrite it wherever covid takes me
for the autumn—and have it ready by the start of December...
When,
the numbered & signed 1st edition of
The Peter File's sequel—
will be available only to you,
its patron!
SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS,
OF MY ART
—A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL—
you'll make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books,
before yourself enjoying the literary fruits of
Josh Write Book...
The Peter File is but a few weeks
from being in your hands!
AND, HAPPILY,
THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL
WHAT DONE NEEDS TO BE WROTE...
The Peter File, Season 2.
The yet-to-be-named sequel to The Peter File
is already fully storied and shall be written
in the summer, revised through the autumn,
and yours by Christmas.
Without giving too much away before you've read its predecessor, Season 2 of the one & only
sitcom-in-prose contains more espionage than is healthy for any hardware-store employee,
an insultingly cheap assassination contract,
the selling of a tank to a gay terrorist,
a gaslighting ghost, Martin Luther Ching,
a testicular thermometer and a honeypot,
a stalker, a bear, the sealing of an eel deal,
and the anarchic taking-over of U-Crane.
After sitting down to sign & send
the 1st edition of The Peter File I'll be heading to Greece to write the sequel's 1st draft.
Then I'll rewrite it wherever covid takes me
for the autumn—and have it ready by the
start of December...
When,
the numbered & signed 1st edition of
The Peter File's sequel—
will be available only to you,
its patron!
AND BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS, OF MY ART
— A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL —
you'll make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books,
before yourself enjoying the literary fruits of
Josh Write Book...
The next comedy novel, signed.
$5
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being crafted and written—and receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File's sequel when it's complete.
· Watch the process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook
· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File
The next comedy novel, written.
$11
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
See the creation of—while making possible—Season 2 of The Peter File.
And after receiving a handwritten update on how the novel is progressing, own a signed & inscribed 1st edition of a book in whose trigger warning you are personally thanked.
· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook
· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Greece
· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning
· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File
Be IN the next comedy novel.
(LIMITED TO ONLY 1 PLACE)
$65
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
As well as helping to make possible—and receiving—an inscribed 1st edition of the next comedy novel, you'll create or become your very own cameo in The Peter File's sequel.
You'll receive a postcard when work on the 1st draft commences—and have the very first preview of the finished book itself—while we work together in crafting a comedic character based on you or someone you know.
· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook
· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Greece
· Create or become a character in the next comedy novel's story
· Read the first 2 chapters, long before the rest of the world, once the 3rd draft is finished
· Receive an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File
The next comedy novel, signed.
$5
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being crafted and written—and receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File's sequel when it's complete.
· Watch the process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook
· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File
The next comedy novel, written.
$11
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
See the creation of—while making possible—Season 2 of The Peter File.
And after receiving a handwritten update on how the novel is progressing, own a signed & inscribed 1st edition of a book in whose trigger warning you are personally thanked.
· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook
· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Greece
· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning
· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File
Be IN the next comedy novel.
(LIMITED TO ONLY 1 PLACE)
$65
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
As well as helping to make possible—and receiving—an inscribed 1st edition of the next comedy novel, you'll create or become your very own cameo in The Peter File's sequel.
You'll receive a postcard when work on the 1st draft commences—and have the very first preview of the finished book itself—while we work together in crafting a comedic character based on you or someone you know.
· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook
· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Greece
· Create or become a character in the next comedy novel's story
· Read the first 2 chapters, long before the rest of the world, once the 3rd draft is finished
· Receive an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File
PLEASE NOTE:
· The amounts cited are in USD
but convert at sign-up to AUD.
· By becoming a patron of the comedy novel you agree to each month for 9 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.
· Writing comedy novels is an unpredictable artistic process, the creation-time of which may change. If The Peter File's sequel takes longer than expected to complete you shall receive it as agreed above though at a later date.
(But almost certainly this won't happen. It's ready to write!)
· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' chops
about the time taken to finish his next comedy novel.
· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given and patronage cancelled or discontinued before November will not be given as 'credit'
towards the final price of any book.
· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the chop-busting one.
PLEASE NOTE:
· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at sign-up to AUD.
· By becoming a patron of the next comedy novel you agree to each month for
9 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for
receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.
· Writing comedy novels is an unpredictable artistic process, the creation-time of which may change. If The Peter File's sequel takes longer than expected to complete you shall receive it as agreed above though at a later date.
(But almost certainly this won't happen. It's ready to write!)
· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' chops
about the time taken to finish his next comedy novel.
· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given and patronage cancelled or discontinued before November will not be given as 'credit'
towards the final price of any book.
· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above
you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the chop-busting one.
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
The next comedy novel, signed.
$5
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
The next comedy novel, written.
$11
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
Be IN the next comedy novel.
(LIMITED TO ONLY 1 PLACE)
$65
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
The next comedy novel, signed.
$5
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
The next comedy novel, written.
$11
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
Be IN the next comedy novel.
(LIMITED TO ONLY 1 PLACE)
$65
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
QUESTIONS ABOUT
BECOMING A PATRON OF
JOSH WRITE BOOK?
If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing
of the next comedy novel
—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than
a monthly contributor—
do email me at
joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com
and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.
QUESTIONS ABOUT BECOMING
A PATRON OF JOSH WRITE BOOK?
If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—
do email me at
joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com
and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.
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