BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
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Make possible the writing of
the next comedy novel;
Watch the on-location researching of the Stones of Bangkok Tour;
Be IN the next comedy novel...
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Make possible the writing of the next comedy novel;
Watch the on-location researching of the Stones of Bangkok Tour;
Be IN the next comedy novel...
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After releasing 6 books in as many years there's a new comedy novel that needs to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat? Wratten?
No. Written.
Written!
THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL
THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...
Its story & jokes accumulating for 3 years and now ripe & ready
to be turned into a full-blown comedy novel, the opening chapter introduces you to Fiona Dixon, a woman whose healthy husband, Peter, has just suddenly
dropped dead.
After Peter's funeral Fiona is handed a dossier with information indicating that her husband might have been murdered—a dossier which she henceforth refers to as...
The Peter File.
Featuring a brother who acquires the confusing reputation of being a gum smuggler and a Ukrainian family who emigrated from Chernobyl a little later than they should have (and who run a crane-rental company called "U-crane")—this year I shall be
sitting down, with your help,
to write a sitcom-in-prose.
As well, I'll be applying to Cambodia & Thailand the same historical & artistic principles that shaped my
Venice tour in order to build
The Stones of Bangkok—
a virtual history exploring how over 1000 years the ancient empires of Siem Reap were plundered, transplanted, & morphed into a glittering Thai megacity.
I'll be returning to Southeast Asia as soon as covid allows and there I'll be reunited with my motorbike and my writing routine. Once arrived I'll be sharing the entire novel-writing & history-revealing process as well as the picturesque settings in which it shall all take place.
By September you'll be taking the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and in November I'll have written & ready my 5th comedy novel,
The Peter File—
whose numbered & signed first edition will be available only
to you, its patrons.
SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS,
OF MY ART
—A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL—
you'll both make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books and watch the entire artistic process
of bringing to life the world's
most beautiful places—
before yourself enjoying all
the literary fruits of
Josh Write Book...
After releasing 6 books in as many years there's a new comedy novel that needs to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat? Wratten?
No. Written.
Written!
THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL
THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...
Its story & jokes accumulating for 3 years and now ripe & ready to be turned into a full-blown comedy novel, the opening chapter introduces you
to Fiona Dixon, a woman whose healthy husband, Peter, has just suddenly dropped dead.
After Peter's funeral Fiona is handed a dossier with information indicating that her husband might have been murdered—a dossier which she
henceforth refers to as...
The Peter File.
Featuring a brother who acquires the confusing reputation of being a gum smuggler and a Ukrainian family who emigrated from Chernobyl a little
later than they should have (and who run a
crane-rental company called "U-crane")—
this year I shall be sitting down,
with your help,
to write a sitcom-in-prose.
As well, I'll be applying to Cambodia & Thailand the same historical & artistic principles that shaped my Venice tour in order to build The Stones of Bangkok—a virtual history exploring how over 1000 years the ancient empires of Siem Reap plundered, transplanted, & morphed into
a glittering Thai megacity.
I'll be returning to Southeast Asia as soon as covid allows and there I'll be reunited with my motorbike and my writing routine. Once arrived I'll be sharing the entire novel-writing & history-illuminating process as well as the picturesque
settings in which it shall all take place.
By September you'll be taking the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and in November I'll have written & ready my 5th comedy novel, The Peter File—
whose numbered & signed first edition
will be available only to you,
its patrons.
SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS, OF MY ART
— A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL —
you'll both make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books
and watch the entire artistic process of bringing to life the world's most beautiful places—
before yourself enjoying all the literary fruits of
Josh Write Book...
PLEASE NOTE:
· The amounts cited are in USD
but convert at sign-up to AUD.
· By becoming a patron of the comedy novel you agree to each month for 11 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.
· Writing comedy novels & creating history tours are unpredictable artistic processes the creation-time of which may alter. If either The Peter File or The Stones of Bangkok take longer than expected to complete you shall receive them as agreed above, though at a later date.
· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' balls about the time taken to finish either his next comedy novel or virtual tour.
· The Bangkok tour depends on covid-19 travel restrictions being eased.
If they don't ease in time for me to create a tour of Bangkok I shall create a tour of Athens/Ancient Greece to which the same patron privileges will apply.
· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given.
· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above you agree to these terms & conditions—especially the ball-busting one.
PLEASE NOTE:
· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at sign-up to AUD.
· By becoming a patron of the comedy novel you agree to each month for
11 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for
receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.
· Writing comedy novels & creating history tours are unpredictable artistic processes the creation-time of which may alter. If either The Peter File or The Stones of Bangkok take longer than expected to complete you shall receive them
as agreed above, though at a later date.
· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' balls about the time taken to finish either his next comedy novel or virtual tour.
· The Bangkok tour depends on covid-19 travel restrictions being eased.
If they don't ease in time for me to create a tour of Bangkok
I shall create a tour of Athens/Ancient Greece to
which the same patron privileges will apply.
· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given.
· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above
you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the ball-busting one.
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
QUESTIONS ABOUT
BECOMING A PATRON OF
JOSH WRITE BOOK?
If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel, about the building of
The Stones of Bangkok,
or about creating a character for
The Peter File,
—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than
a monthly contributor—
do email me at
joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com
and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.
QUESTIONS ABOUT BECOMING A PATRON OF
JOSH WRITE BOOK?
If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel, about the building of The Stones of Bangkok, or about creating a character for The Peter File,
—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—
do email me at
joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com
and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.
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