After releasing 6 books in as many years there's now a new comedy novel that's begging to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat—wratten? No. Written. Written!
joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, smoking, pipe smoking, Vietnam, Melbourne, Australia
joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, smoking, pipe smoking, Vietnam, Melbourne, Australia

                    BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

                     BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 


Make possible the writing of
the next comedy novel;

Watch the on-location researching of the Stones of Bangkok Tour;

  Be IN the next comedy novel...



Make possible the writing of the next comedy novel;

Watch the on-location researching of the Stones of Bangkok Tour;

  Be IN the next comedy novel...




 After releasing 6 books in as many years there's a new comedy novel that needs to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat? Wratten?

No. Written.

Written!

THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL

   THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...


Its story & jokes accumulating for 3 years and now ripe & ready

to be turned into a full-blown comedy novel, the opening chapter introduces you to Fiona Dixon, a woman whose healthy husband, Peter, has just suddenly
dropped dead.

After Peter's funeral Fiona is handed a dossier with information indicating that her husband might have been murdered—a dossier which she henceforth 
refers to as...

The Peter File.

Featuring a brother who acquires the confusing reputation of being a gum smuggler and a Ukrainian family who emigrated from Chernobyl a little later than they should have (and who run a crane-rental company called "U-crane")—
this year I shall be
sitting down, with your help,
to write a sitcom-in-prose.

As well, I'll be applying to Cambodia & Thailand the same historical & artistic principles that shaped my

Venice tour in order to build
The Stones of Bangkok
a virtual history exploring how over 1000 years the ancient empires of Siem Reap were plundered, transplanted, & morphed into a glittering Thai megacity.

I'll be returning to Southeast Asia as soon as covid allows and there I'll be reunited with my motorbike and my writing routine. Once arrived I'll be sharing the entire novel-writing & 
history-revealing process as well as the picturesque settings in which it shall all take place.

By September you'll be taking the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and in November I'll have written & ready 
my 5th comedy novel, 
The Peter File
whose numbered & signed first edition will be available only
to you, its patrons.

SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS,
OF MY ART

A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL

you'll both make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books and watch the entire artistic process
of bringing to life the world's
most beautiful places—

before yourself enjoying all

the literary fruits of

Josh Write Book...

After releasing 6 books in as many years there's a new comedy novel that needs to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat? Wratten?

No. Written.
Written!

THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL

   THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...


Its story & jokes accumulating for 3 years and now ripe & ready 
to be turned into a full-blown comedy novel, the opening chapter introduces you
to Fiona Dixon, a woman whose healthy husband, Peter, has just suddenly dropped dead.

After Peter's funeral Fiona is handed a dossier with information indicating that her husband might have been murdered—a dossier which she

henceforth refers to as...

The Peter File.

Featuring a brother who acquires the confusing reputation of being a gum smuggler and a Ukrainian family who emigrated from Chernobyl a little

later than they should have (and who run a
crane-rental company called "U-crane")—
this year I shall be sitting down, 
with your help,
to write a sitcom-in-prose.

As well, I'll be applying to Cambodia & Thailand the same historical & artistic principles that shaped my Venice tour in order to build The Stones of Bangkok—a virtual history 
exploring how over 1000 years the ancient empires of Siem Reap plundered, transplanted, & morphed into
a glittering Thai megacity.

I'll be returning to Southeast Asia as soon as covid allows and there I'll be reunited with my motorbike and my writing routine. Once arrived I'll be sharing the entire novel-writing & 
history-illuminating process as well as the picturesque
settings in which it shall all take place.

By September you'll be taking the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and in November I'll have written & ready 
my 5th comedy novel, The Peter File
whose numbered & signed first edition
will be available only to you,
its patrons.

SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS, OF MY ART

 A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL 

you'll both make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books

and watch the entire artistic process of bringing to life the world's most beautiful places—

before yourself enjoying all the literary fruits of

Josh Write Book...

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

Watch the whole year-long process of a comedy novel being crafted and written—as well as seeing all the picturesque places in which that work takes place—and receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File when it's complete.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

A comedy novel & a history of Thailand

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, thailand, cambodia, siem reap

Make possible, see the creation of—then enjoy—both of my upcoming projects...

After exploring 1000 years of Thai and Cambodian art, history, & religion on the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour you'll receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Southeast Asia


· Take the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

Be IN the next comedy novel...

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

As well as taking the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and receiving an inscribed 1st edition of the next comedy novel, you'll create or become your very own character in The Peter File.

You'll receive a postcard with an update on how the book's progressing—and have the very first preview of the book itself—while we work together to craft a comedic character based on you or someone you know. You or your character will then fit seamlessly into the jokes and the story of The Peter File.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Southeast Asia


· Create or become a character in the next comedy novel's story


· Receive a handwritten update when the 1st draft is complete


· Take the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$6

PER MONTH

Watch the whole year-long process of a comedy novel being crafted and written—as well as seeing all the picturesque places in which that work takes place—and receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File when it's complete.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

A comedy novel & a history of Thailand

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, thailand, cambodia, siem reap

$12

PER MONTH

Make possible, see the creation of—then enjoy—both of my upcoming projects...

After exploring 1000 years of Thai and Cambodian art, history, & religion on the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour you'll receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Southeast Asia


· Take the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

Be IN the next comedy novel...

(N/A: no more characters left)

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$60

PER MONTH

As well as taking the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and receiving an inscribed 1st edition of the next comedy novel, you'll create or become your very own character in The Peter File.

You'll receive a postcard with an update on how the book's progressing—and have the very first preview of the book itself—while we work together to craft a comedic character based on you or someone you know. You or your character will then fit seamlessly into the jokes and the story of The Peter File.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Southeast Asia


· Create or become a character in the next comedy novel's story


· Receive a handwritten update when the 1st draft is complete


· Take the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour


· Read the first 2 chapters once the book's 3rd draft is finished


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

The next comedy novel, written.

$6

PER MONTH

A comedy novel & a history of Thailand

$12

PER MONTH

Be IN the next comedy novel...

$60

PER MONTH

PLEASE NOTE:

· The amounts cited are in USD
but convert at sign-up to AUD.


· By becoming a patron of the comedy novel you agree to each month for 10 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels & creating history tours are unpredictable artistic processes the creation-time of which may alter. If either The Peter File or The Stones of Bangkok take longer than expected to complete you shall receive them as agreed above, though at a later date.


· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' balls about the time taken to finish either his next comedy novel or virtual tour.


· The Bangkok tour depends on covid-19 travel restrictions being eased.
If they don't ease in time for me to create a tour of Bangkok I shall create a tour of Athens/Ancient Greece to which the same patron privileges will apply.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given.


· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above you agree to these terms & conditions—especially the ball-busting one.

PLEASE NOTE:

· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at sign-up to AUD.


· By becoming a patron of the comedy novel you agree to each month for
10 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for
receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels & creating history tours are unpredictable artistic processes the creation-time of which may alter. If either The Peter File or The Stones of Bangkok take longer than expected to complete you shall receive them
as agreed above, though at a later date.


· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' balls about the time taken to finish either his next comedy novel or virtual tour.


· The Bangkok tour depends on covid-19 travel restrictions being eased.
If they don't ease in time for me to create a tour of Bangkok
I shall create a tour of Athens/Ancient Greece to
which the same patron privileges will apply.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given.


· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above
you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the ball-busting one.

                                                           BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$6

PER MONTH

A comedy novel & a history of Thailand

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, thailand, cambodia, siem reap

$12

PER MONTH

Be IN the next comedy novel...

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$60

PER MONTH
(N/A: no more characters left)

                     BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$6

PER MONTH

A comedy novel & a history of Thailand

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, thailand, cambodia, siem reap

$12

PER MONTH

Be IN the next comedy novel...

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$60

PER MONTH

QUESTIONS ABOUT
BECOMING A PATRON OF
JOSH WRITE BOOK?


If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel, about the building of
The Stones of Bangkok,
or about creating a character for
The Peter File,
—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than
a monthly contributor—

 do email me at

joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com

and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.

QUESTIONS ABOUT BECOMING A PATRON OF
JOSH WRITE BOOK?


If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel, about the building of The Stones of Bangkok, or about creating a character for The Peter File,

—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—

 do email me at

joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com

and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.

"joshua humphreys australia", joshua, humphreys, australia, siem reap, cambodia, preah khan, temples, wanderlust, joshua humphreys writer, joshua humphreys author

Copyright 2021, JOSHVA HVMPHREYS