Josh Write Book | The Peter File

After a courtship filled with coincidences and 11 years of marriage,
Rebecca and Peter Sukhimov are
completely & utterly in love.

But when her Pete suddenly dies
Rebecca is left to make sense of
a world seemingly without meaning.

Until, at Peter's funeral,
a file is dropped into her lap—
a file containing only
3 nonsensical phrases...

After a courtship filled with coincidences—and 11 years of marriage—
Rebecca and Peter Sukhimov are completely & utterly in love.

But when her Pete suddenly dies, Rebecca is left to
make sense of a world seemingly without meaning.

Until, at Peter's funeral, a file is dropped into her lap—
a file containing only 3 nonsensical phrases...

To decipher its cryptic contents,
Rebecca finds herself being helped
—mostly against her will—
by both sides of her family.

Peter's father, Arsen Sukhimov,
got his young children out of Ukraine to
in Melbourne start a crane-rental
business he called 'U-Crane'.

Alexa, Peter's younger sister, is sick and tired of being used as her father's
naked business-bait.

And Yuri, Peter's unhinged brother;
who learned English from watching
The King And I on VHS,
and who, because of a dream,
knows that his brother was murdered...

To decipher its cryptic contents ,
Rebecca finds herself being helped
—largely against her will—by both sides of her family.

Peter's father, Arsen Sukhimov, got his children out
of Ukraine to in Melbourne start a crane
rental business he called 'U-Crane'.

Alexa, Peter's younger sister, is sick and tired of being used
as her father's naked business-bait.

And Yuri, Peter's unhinged brother;
learned English from watching The King And I on VHS,
and because of a dream, knows that his brother was murdered...

As for Rebecca's immediate family...

Her father, Geoff, longs to find someone with whom he can retire,
but seems to only meet women with pea fetishes and sects addictions.

Annie, Rebecca's daughter,
is increasingly drawn to the rebellious Ukrainian side of her family.

While her brother, Mel,
accidentally smuggles gum out of Singapore then in Melbourne gets approached by a tracksuited Ukrainian—who tells him that his brother-in-law was better at smuggling
gun than he was.

— 'Wait, gun or gum?' —

And as for Rebecca's immediate family...

Her father longs to find someone with whom he can retire,
but seems to only meet women with pea fetishes
and sects addictions.

Annie, Rebecca's daughter, is becoming increasingly drawn to
the rebellious Ukrainian side of her family.

While her brother, Mel,
accidentally smuggles gum out of Singapore
then in Melbourne gets approached by a track-suited Ukrainian—
who tells him that his brother-in-law
was better at smuggling gun than he was.

— 'Wait, gun or gum?' —

SO REBECCA BEGINS
TO UNCOVER THE SUSPICIOUS BUT FATEFUL MEANING OF

SO REBECCA BEGINS TO UNCOVER
THE SUSPICIOUS BUT FATEFUL MEANING OF

Containing a sauna-goblin,
an elephant-napping,
& an insecure animal medium;
two Georgian fencing parties,
an acrobatic shepherd, a tea serf,
Rain Woman, a vodka priest, a talking hat, an arm dealer, an arm steeler,
a sock-market crash, a hair saloon,
a soil baron, beetroot toothpaste,
and a gum smuggler—

The Peter File
is the 1st ever
SITCOM-IN-PROSE

Containing a sauna-goblin,
an elephant-napping, & an insecure animal medium;
TWO Georgian fencing parties, an acrobatic shepherd,
a tea serf, Rain Woman, a vodka priest, a talking hat,
an arm dealer, an arm steeler, a sock-market crash, a hair saloon,
a soil baron, beetroot toothpaste, & a gum smuggler—
The Peter File is the 1st ever
SITCOM-IN-PROSE

And a year after travelling
across Ukraine to research
half of its characters,

And,
after travelling across Ukraine
to research half its characters,

the peter file joshua humphreys comedy novel

IS NOW AVAILABLE

Directly from its author,
sent to anywhere in the world...

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comedy novel—and SAVE 25%
on your book-haul:

USD30 | £24
including shipping

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