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JOSH WRITE BOOK.

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

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NOVELIST, PLAYWRIGHT,
GALLIVANTER, VERY TALL PERSON...

NOVELIST, PLAYWRIGHT,
EDUCATOR, HELLRAISER,
VERY TALL PERSON...

Joshua Humphreys is a writer of novels, plays,
histories, essays, text messages, fauxbituaries,

self-assembling-furniture instructions,
sarcastic letters to yoga instructors
& long and deceptive lists
about what he writes.

He is, in reality, not a very tall person.

Joshua Humphreys is a writer

of novels, poetry, plays, essays,
text messages, fauxbituaries, hagiographies, self-assembling-furniture instructions, sarcastic letters to yoga instructors, & long and deceptive lists about what he writes.

He is, in reality, not a very tall person.

OUR 2020 SEASON IS
A YEAR-ROUND NOBLE ADVENTURE

THROUGH 3000 YEARS OF
ART, HISTORY, & PHILOSOPHY.


OUR 2020 SEASON IS A YEAR-ROUND

NOBLE ADVENTURE THROUGH 3000
YEARS OF ART, HISTORY, & PHILOSOPHY.

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liber audaciorum, joshua humphreys, audacity,
liber audaciorum, joshua humphreys, audacity,
liber audaciorum, joshua humphreys, audacity,

DARING WISDOM.

NOBLE INSPIRATION.

AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!

DARING WISDOM.

NOBLE INSPIRATION.

AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!

— THE  BOOKS —
 (click a cover to read more)

WAXED EXCEEDING MIGHTY

WAXED  EXCEEDING  MIGHTY

Adam Athelstan grows & sells — and sings to —

very rare flowers.

My first novel,

& a delightful one at that.

Adam Athelstan grows & sells
— and sings to —
very rare flowers.

My first novel,

& a delightful one at that.

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GRIEVE

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world.

He is about to become once again... the angriest young man in the world.

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world.

He is about to become once again...
the angriest young man in the world.

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EXQUISITE  HOURS

Anais Spencer travels the world lying to men...


The book that launched a career,
(& currently in pre-production as a movie.)

Anais Spencer travels the world lying to men...


The book that launched a career,
(& currently in pre-production as a movie.)

THE CREATIVE ART

OF WISHFULNESS

Godfrey Lackland simply wants to do his work as an artist.
All that stands in his way

is a wellness retreat, India

& the love of two women.

Godfrey Lackland simply wants to do his work as an artist.
All that stands in his way is a wellness retreat, India,

& the love of two women.

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TO SAVE A

FOREST

VIRGIN

My new & debut play is

Shakespeare

meets Sex and the City

meets the Comedy Novel...

WAXED EXCEEDING MIGHTY

WAXED  EXCEEDING  MIGHTY

Adam Athelstan grows & sells — and sings to —

very rare flowers.

My first novel,

& a delightful one at that.

Adam Athelstan grows & sells
— and sings to —
very rare flowers.

My first novel,

& a delightful one at that.

joshua humphreys, exquisite hours, grieve, melbourne, australian, comedy novel

GRIEVE

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world.

He is about to become once again... the angriest young man in the world.

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world.

He is about to become once again...
the angriest young man in the world.

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EXQUISITE  HOURS

Anais Spencer travels the world lying to men...


The book that launched a career,
(& currently in pre-production as a movie.)

Anais Spencer travels the world lying to men...


The book that launched a career,
(& currently in pre-production as a movie.)

THE CREATIVE ART

OF WISHFULNESS

Godfrey Lackland simply wants to do his work as an artist.
All that stands in his way

is a wellness retreat, India

& the love of two women.

Godfrey Lackland simply wants to do his work as an artist.
All that stands in his way is a wellness retreat, India,

& the love of two women.

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TO SAVE A

FOREST

VIRGIN

My new & debut play is

Shakespeare

meets Sex and the City

meets the Comedy Novel...

( prices include shipping to US | UK | EU and signed copies of EH include shipping to anywhere on earth! )

( prices include shipping to US | UK | EU and signed copies of EH include shipping to anywhere on earth! )

JOSH WRITE BLOG.

JOSH WRITE BLOG.




A HOARD OF MAGNIFICENCE; AN ONLY SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED CHRONICLE;
A FOREST REBEL'S LOGBOOK; A WRITER'S BOOK OF LOGS.


A HOARD OF MAGNIFICENCE;

AN ONLY SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED CHRONICLE;

A FOREST REBEL'S LOGBOOK;

A WRITER'S BOOK OF LOGS.





MY BOOK OF LOGS
is an archive of the gallivanting, the erudition,
the outright foolishness—that make for
the life of a comedy novelist.


THE BOOK OF LOGS
is an archive of the gallivanting, the erudition, the outright foolishness—that make for the life of a comedy novelist.





— THE INDIA NOVEL —

— THE INDIA NOVEL —


Due to some very exciting things  happening behind the scenes, 
my 4th comedy novel, 



Due to some very exciting things 

happening behind the scenes,

my 4th comedy novel, 


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won't be given a general release until February 2020.


won't be given a general release until February 2020.



JOSHVA
HVMPHREYS

JOSHVA HVMPHREYS

After travelling the world for 4 years, in 2016 Joshua Humphreys  dressed up as a mermaid and released Exquisite Hours.


That novel sold out 4 print runs in 2 months
and launched his career.


He has since been gallivanting with especial vigour.




After writing 3 novels, a play, & a history of Venice,
he has just finished his 4th comedy novel—
The Creative Art of Wishfulness.

Whence springs his insanity?


After travelling the world for 4 years, in 2016 Joshua Humphreys dressed up as a mermaid and released
Exquisite Hours.


That novel sold out 4 print runs in 2 months, and launched his career.


He has since been gallivanting

with especial vigour.




After writing 3 novels, a play,
& a history of Venice,

he has just released his 4th comedy novel—

The Creative Art of Wishfulness


Whence springs

his  insanity?

— VENICE —

THE  STONES  OF  VENICE TOVR

THE
STONES OF  VENICE TOVR

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

—WITH VENICE HERSELF AS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE—


2021 tour dates to be announced.

Open-air lectures on art, history, & genius

— with Venice herself as your lecture theatre —


September & October 2018 dates are now open.

THE  STONES  OF  VENICE TOVR

THE
STONES OF VENICE TOVR

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

—WITH VENICE HERSELF IS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE—


September & October 2018

dates are now open.

OPEN-AIR LECTURES ON ART, HISTORY, & GENIUS

— with Venice herself as your lecture theatre —


2020 dates to be announced.


THE NOVEL THAT LAUNCHED A CAREER

(& CURRENTLY IN PRE-PRODUCTION AS A MOVIE)


The novel that launched a career

(& currently in pre-production

as a movie)

— THE  PLAY —

— THE  PLAY —

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to save a forest virgin modern shakespeare, joshua humphreys, melbourne


'WHEN ARE

MORTALS BE

BUT WHEN

IN LOVE; WHAT

IS LIFE,

FAIR SUMMER,

IF NOT

TO LOVE?'

A

ROMANTIC

Conceited Comedy

(OFTEN DIRTY)

call'd


'SHAKESPEARE

MEETS

SEX AND

THE CITY 

MEETS THE

COMEDY 

NOVEL.'

— THE BEGINNING —

THE
— BEGINNING —



The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.


'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'


After 7 years of research,

I've at last turned all that Venice has taught me

into...



After 7 years of research, I've at last turned

all that Venice has taught me into...


A SPLENDID

—      HISTORY     —

OF VENICE

— A SPLENDID HISTORY OF VENICE —

— THE  VERY BEGINNING —

THE
— BEGINNING —

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.


'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'


The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

— THE  ARTWORK —

— THE  ART —


There's only one artist I trust to do

my book covers, and that's

SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.

A conservation illustrator who works
primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,

Sam raises money to save those ecosystems
by selling prints of his work. 


We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers,

and each has been more elaborate than the last.

The next—the India novel—
shall be even greater still.


Support his incredible &
benevolent work

— and help to save the environment —

by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.


There's only one artist I trust to do my book covers, and that's

SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.

A conservation illustrator who works primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,

Sam raises money to save those ecosystems by selling prints of his work.


We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers, and each  has been more elaborate than the last.

The next—the India novel—shall be even greater still.


Support his incredible & benevolent work

and help to save the environment

by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.

— READ ME —

Own everything I've ever written,

 through just one button...

GRIEVE; Exquisite Hours;

Waxed Exceeding Mighty—

shipped to the US | AU | UK




Or start off with just one.

(The default is Exquisite Hours.
If you'd like another [Grieve is funnier]

do let me know after purchasing!)


Copyright 2019, JOSHVA HVMPHREYS