Josh Write Book

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NOVELIST, HISTORIAN,
GALLIVANTER, VERY TALL PERSON...

NOVELIST, EDUCATOR, GALLIVANTER,
VERY TALL PERSON...

Joshua Humphreys is a writer of novels, plays,
histories, essays, text messages, fauxbituaries,

self-assembling-furniture instructions,
sarcastic letters to yoga instructors,
& long and deceptive lists
about what he writes.

He is, in reality, not a very tall person.

Joshua Humphreys is a writer

of novels, poetry, plays, essays,
text messages, fauxbituaries,
self-assembling furniture instructions, sarcastic letters to yoga instructors, and long & deceptive
lists about what he writes.

He is, in reality,
not a very tall person.

— THE COMEDY NOVELS —

KING OF THE
COCONUT SWAMP

My stalker story has finally
been comedy-novelified...

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EXQUISITE HOURS

Anaïs Spencer travels
the world lying to men...

The book that launched a career.

THE PETER FILE

...Now the story of one
woman's search for the truth

about her husband—

and the family that
cannot help but prevent

her from finding it...

THE CREATIVE ART

OF WISHFULNESS

Godfrey Lackland
simply wants to do his
work as an artist...

All that stands in his way
is a wellness retreat, India,
& the love of two women.

GRIEVE

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world...

He's about to become once again,
the angriest young man
in the world.

THE NEW COMEDY NOVEL

— THE COMMONPLACE BOOK —

18 YEARS of

READING, WRITING,

& TRAVELLING DISTILLED

INTO 6 VOLVMES;

8,000 QVOTATIONS,
EXCERPTS, PARAGRAPHS,

ESSAYS, POEMS, PAINTINGS, INSCRIPTIONS;

FROM 1,400 WRITERS,

POETS, PHILOSOPHERS,
PAINTERS, ADVENTVRERS, EXPLORERS, KINGS,

& COMEDIANS...

THE COMMONPLACE BOOK

THE ORIGINAL
COMEDY NOVEL

READ MORE

YOU WRITE BOOK.

Make possible the writing
of the next comedy novel;

give an author the unworried freedom to write;
become a patron of
Josh Write Book—

and read, watch, & receive
everything I create.

YOU WRITE BOOK

A FULL-LENGTH
DOCUMENTARY
ON THE INCREDIBLE
TEMPLES OF
ANCIENT CAMBODIA

WATCH IT NOW

ENROLMENTS
FOR OUR
HISTORY
— OF THE —

WORLD

OPEN IN OCTOBER

OUR 2021 SEASON WILL CONSIST OF

AN INTRODUCTION TO ANCIENT GREECE

& A SEMESTER EXPLORING LOST CAUSES,

FORSAKEN BELIEFS, & IMPOSSIBLE LOYALTIES

NEW ENROLMENTS OPEN IN MARCH

BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE

— THE SITCOM IN PROSE —

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THE 1st EVER
SITCOM IN PROSE
—WHOSE SECOND SEASON

WAS CANCELLED BY

VLADIMIR PUTIN

THE PETEЯ FILE

— STALKED UP &

LOCKED DOWN —

— STALKED UP & LOCKED DOWN —

A year that was supposed
to be unlike any other.

5 lockdowns; 3 stalkers;

a reassurance from the grave.

A year that was,

for all the wrong reasons,

unlike any other...

A year that was supposed
to be unlike any other.

5 lockdowns; 3 stalkers;

a reassurance from the grave.

A year that,
for all the wrong reasons,
was unlike any other.

ACT VII OF JOSH WRITE BOOK

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

From amateur stand-up
to professional comedy novelist—
Josh Write Book
is the full adventure of my going from

a writer searching for his voice

to a full-time working author

refining a new literary genre.

From amateur stand-up to professional comedy novelist—
Josh Write Book tells the full adventure of

my going from a comedian searching for his voice

to a full-time author defining an entirely new genre

(and one who occasionally dresses up as a mermaid)...

JOSH WRITE BOOK

READ JOSH WRITE BOOK

— THE WELLNESS NOVEL —

A wild soulspedition into
non-inauthenticity,

is a Balinese self-rediscovery journey that alchemises your

heartistic vision into
the actionable secrets
that enable YOU to live vicariously through yourself.

ENSORCELL THE LIMITS OF YOUR AWESOME

A HISTORY OF

SOUTHEAST ASIA

TOLD—AND WALKED—THROUGH THE RELIGIONS,
THE TEMPLES,

THE ENJUNGLED CITIES

OF SIEM REAP

December - January 2025

100 temples;

800 years of history;

2000km on a motorbike;

Siva-knows-how-many detours,
delays, & dust-moustaches—

AND 5 WEEKS TO FILM IT ALL...

THE STONES OF ANGKOR: A DOCUMENTARY

THE STONES OF ANGKOR

— THE NOVELS —

GRIEVE

Hector Grieve was once

the angriest young man

in the world...

He's about to become once again, the angriest young
man in the world.

EXQUISITE HOURS

Anaïs Spencer

travels the world
lying to men...

The book that launched a career.

KING OF THE

COCONUT SWAMP

My stalker story has finally
been comedy-novelified...

THE CREATIVE ART

OF WISHFULNESS

Godfrey Lackland
simply wants to do his
work as an artist...

All that stands in his way
is a wellness retreat, India,
& the love of two women.

THE PETER FILE

Now the story of one
woman's search for the truth
about her husband—

& the buffoon of a family that can't help but prevent
her from finding it...

THE NEW COMEDY NOVEL

— THE COMMONPLACE BOOK —

18 years

of reading, writing, & travelling distilled

into 6

volvmes

8,000 QvOTATIONS,
excerpts, paragraphs, essays, poems, jokes, stories,

paintings, symbols, inscriptions

FROM

1,300 poets,

WRITERS, philosophers,
painters,
adventvrers, explorers,
kings, & comedians

EXPLORE THE COMMONPLACE BOOK

LIBER AVDACIORVM

THE ORIGINAL COMEDY NOVEL

READ MORE

YOU WRITE BOOK.

Make possible the writing of the next comedy novel;

give an author the unworried freedom to write;
become a patron of Josh Write Book—

and read, watch, & receive
everything I create.

YOU WRITE BOOK PATRONAGE

A FULL-LENGTH DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE TEMPLES AND
(VERY) RELEVANT HISTORY OF ANCIENT CAMBODIA

WATCH IT NOW

OUR 2020 SEASON IS
A YEAR-ROUND ADVENTURE

THROUGH 3000 YEARS OF
ART, HISTORY, & PHILOSOPHY.

ENROLMENTS FOR OUR PRIVATE

HISTORY SEMESTERS ARE NOW OPEN

BEGIN YOUR ADVENTURE...

NEW ENROLMENTS OPEN IN SEPTEMBER

— THE WELLNESS NOVEL —

A wild soulspedition into non-inauthenticity,

is a Balinese self-rediscovery journey that alchemises

your heartistic vision into the actionable secrets

that enable YOU
to live vicariously through yourself.

ENSORCELL THE LIMITS OF YOUR AWESOME

— STALKED UP &

LOCKED DOWN —

— STALKED UP & LOCKED DOWN —

A year that was supposed
to be unlike any other.

5 lockdowns; 3 stalkers;

a reassurance from the grave.

A year that was,

for all the wrong reasons,

unlike any other...

A year that was supposed
to be unlike any other.

5 lockdowns; 3 stalkers;

a reassurance from the grave.

A year that WAS,
for all the wrong reasons,
unlike any other.

READ ACT VII OF JOSH WRITE BOOK

ACT VII OF JOSH WRITE BOOK

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

From amateur stand-up
to professional comedy novelist—
Josh Write Book
is the full adventure of my going from

a writer searching for his voice

to a full-time working author

refining an entirely new literary genre.

From amateur stand-up to professional comedy novelist—
Josh Write Book is the full adventure of

my going from a comedian in search of a voice

to a full-time author defining a new genre

(and one who occasionally dresses up as a mermaid)...

READ JOSH WRITE BOOK

— THE SITCOM IN PROSE —

THE FIRST EVER SITCOM IN PROSE
—WHOSE SECOND SEASON

WAS CANCELLED BY

ONE V. PUTIN

THE PETEЯ FILE

THE HISTORY & PHILOSOPHY
OF THE WISEST OF CITIES—
with the hilltops, museums, & temples of Athens
AS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE

2027 DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED

THE STONES OF ATHENS TOUR

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DARING WISDOM.

NOBLE INSPIRATION.

AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!

THE BOOK OF AUDACITIES

DARING WISDOM.

NOBLE INSPIRATION.

AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!

THE BOOK OF AUDACITIES

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Audacious artist;
devout rebel;
revolutionary traditionalist—
and the most extraordinary mind

the art of painting

has ever produced...

IL FURIOSO

The author and tour guide Joshua Humphreys in Venice for The Stones of Venice Tour

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After 12 visits, 8 years of research,

— & 4 seasons as a private tour guide —
I HAve at last turned all that Venice has taught me

into THE COMPLETE VENETIAN EXPERIENCE...

After 7 years of research,

I've at last turned all that Venice has taught me

into THE COMPLETE VIRTUAL VENETIAN EXPERIENCE.

COMING VERY SOON!

THE STONES OF VENICE TOUR

After 7 years of research,

I've at last turned all that Venice has taught me

into THE COMPLETE VIRTUAL VENETIAN EXPERIENCE.

AFTER 8 YEARS OF RESEARCH,
I HAVE AT LAST TURNED ALL THAT VENICE HAS TAUGHT ME

INTO THE COMPLETE VIRTUAL

VENETIAN EXPERIENCE...

THE STONES OF VENICE TOUR

COMING VERY SOON!

— THE RUINS OF ANGKOR —

1000-year-old
temple cities;

the most beautiful architecture
covered in jungle;

nature & art
engaged
in ferocious
battle;

150 years of
adventure and photography;

and one
very angry

young man...

WHOLE ENJUNGLED CITIES

— THE PIPE —

A long-established & essential part of my writing routine,

how does smoking a tobacco pipe bestow

productivity, clarity, & freedom

upon the author?

Each breath a gentle smirk at death & modernity—

On Smoking A Pipe

is a celebration of all that smoking brings
to the writer and literature.

A long-established & essential part of my writing routine,

how does smoking a tobacco pipe bestow productivity, clarity, & freedom upon the writer?

Each breath a gentle smirk

at death & modernity—

On Smoking A Pipe

is a celebration of all that smoking brings to the writer & to literature.

ON SMOKING A PIPE

— THE PIPE —

A long-established & essential part of my writing routine,

how does smoking a tobacco pipe bestow

productivity, clarity, & freedom

upon the writer?

Each breath a gentle smirk at death & modernity—

On Smoking A Pipe

is a celebration of all that smoking brings
to the writer and to literature.

A long-established & essential part of my writing routine,

how does smoking a tobacco pipe bestow productivity, clarity, & freedom upon the writer?

Each breath a gentle smirk

at death & modernity—

On Smoking A Pipe

is a celebration of all that smoking brings to the writer & to literature.

ON SMOKING A PIPE

Devout rebel;
revolutionary traditionalist—
& the most extraordinary mind

the art of painting

has ever produced...

IL FURIOSO

— THE PLAY —

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'WHEN ARE

MORTALS BE

BUT WHEN

IN LOVE; WHAT

IS LIFE,

FAIR SUMMER,

IF NOT

TO LOVE?'

ROMANTIC

Conceited Comedy

(OFTEN DIRTY)

call'd

'SHAKESPEARE

MEETS

SEX AND

THE CITY

MEETS THE

COMEDY

NOVEL.'

TO SAVE A FOREST VIRGIN

— THE BEGINNING —

THE
— BEGINNING —

The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'

The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'

The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE

— THE VERY BEGINNING —

THE
— BEGINNING —

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'

The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'

The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE

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— THE ARTWORK —

— THE ART —

There's only one artist I trust to do
my book covers, and that's

SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.

A conservation illustrator who works
primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,

Sam raises money to save those ecosystems
by selling prints of his work.

We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers,

and each has been more elaborate than the last.

The next—the India novel—
shall be even greater still.

Support his incredible &
benevolent work

— and help to save the environment —

by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.

There's only one artist I trust to do my book covers, and that's

SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.

A conservation illustrator who works primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,

Sam raises money to save those ecosystems by selling prints of his work.

We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers, and each has been more elaborate than the last.

Support his incredible & benevolent work

— and help to save the environment —

by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.

SAMUELHUMPHREYS.COM

— THE COMEDY NOVELS —

— THE COMMONPLACE BOOK —

YOU WRITE BOOK.

— THE SITCOM IN PROSE —

— STALKED UP &

LOCKED DOWN —

— STALKED UP & LOCKED DOWN —

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

— THE WELLNESS NOVEL —

A HISTORY OF

SOUTHEAST ASIA

TOLD—AND WALKED—THROUGH THE RELIGIONS,THE TEMPLES,

THE ENJUNGLED CITIES

OF SIEM REAP

— THE NOVELS —

— THE COMMONPLACE BOOK —

YOU WRITE BOOK.

— THE WELLNESS NOVEL —

— STALKED UP &

LOCKED DOWN —

— STALKED UP & LOCKED DOWN —

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

JOSH WRITE BOOK.

— THE SITCOM IN PROSE —

THE HISTORY & PHILOSOPHY OF THE WISEST OF CITIES—with the hilltops, museums, & temples of AthensAS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE

2027 DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED

DARING WISDOM.

NOBLE INSPIRATION.

AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!

DARING WISDOM.

NOBLE INSPIRATION.

AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!

— THE RUINS OF ANGKOR —

— THE PIPE —

— THE PIPE —

— THE PLAY —

— THE PLAY —

— THE BEGINNING —

THE — BEGINNING —

The one question I most frequently get asked is,'When did you start writing comedy?'The answer is a simple one.'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The most frequent question I get asked is,'When did you start writing comedy?'The answer is a simple one.'When I hijacked my high school'sWikipedia page...'

— THE VERY BEGINNING —

THE — BEGINNING —

The most frequent question I get asked is,'When did you start writing comedy?'The answer is a simple one.'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The one question I most frequently get asked is,'When did you start writing comedy?'The answer is a simple one.'When I hijacked my high school'sWikipedia page...'

JOSHWRITEBOOK

TOLD—AND WALKED—THROUGH THE RELIGIONS,
THE TEMPLES,

THE HISTORY & PHILOSOPHY
OF THE WISEST OF CITIES—
with the hilltops, museums, & temples of Athens
AS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE

THE
— BEGINNING —

The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'

The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'

The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

THE
— BEGINNING —

The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'

The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'

The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'

The answer is a simple one.

'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'

JOSH
WRITE
BOOK