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BOOK.
JOSH WRITE BOK
BOOK.
JOSH WRITE BOK
NOVELIST, HISTORIAN,
GALLIVANTER, VERY TALL PERSON...
NOVELIST, EDUCATOR, GALLIVANTER,
VERY TALL PERSON...
Joshua Humphreys is a writer of novels, plays,
histories, essays, text messages, fauxbituaries,
self-assembling-furniture instructions,
sarcastic letters to yoga instructors
& long and deceptive lists
about what he writes.
He is, in reality, not a very tall person.
Joshua Humphreys is a writer
of novels, poetry, plays, essays,
text messages, fauxbituaries, hagiographies, self-assembling-furniture instructions, sarcastic letters to yoga instructors, and long but deceptive lists about what he writes.
He is, in reality,
not a very tall person.
— THE COMEDY NOVELS —
KING OF THE
COCONUT SWAMP
My stalker story has finally
been comedy-novelified...
EXQUISITE HOURS
Anaïs Spencer travels
the world lying to men...
The book that launched a career.
THE PETER FILE
...Now the story of one
woman's search for the truth
about her husband—
and the family that
cannot help but prevent
her from finding it...
THE CREATIVE ART
OF WISHFULNESS
Godfrey Lackland
simply wants to do his
work as an artist...
All that stands in his way
is a wellness retreat, India,
& the love of two women.
GRIEVE
Hector Grieve was once
the angriest young man
in the world...
He's about to become once again,
the angriest young man
in the world.
— THE COMMONPLACE BOOK —
18 YEARS of
READING, WRITING,
& TRAVELLING DISTILLED
INTO 6 VOLVMES;
8,000 QVOTATIONS,
EXCERPTS, PARAGRAPHS,
ESSAYS, POEMS, PAINTINGS, INSCRIPTIONS;
FROM 1,400 WRITERS,
POETS, PHILOSOPHERS,
PAINTERS, ADVENTVRERS, EXPLORERS, KINGS,
& COMEDIANS...
THE ORIGINAL
COMEDY NOVEL
YOU WRITE BOOK.
Make possible the writing
of the next comedy novel;
give an author the unworried freedom to write;
become a patron of
Josh Write Book—
and read, watch, & receive
everything I create.
A FULL-LENGTH
DOCUMENTARY
ON THE INCREDIBLE
TEMPLES OF
ANCIENT CAMBODIA
ENROLMENTS
FOR OUR
HISTORY
— OF THE —
WORLD
OPEN IN OCTOBER
OUR 2021 SEASON WILL CONSIST OF
AN INTRODUCTION TO ANCIENT GREECE
& A SEMESTER EXPLORING LOST CAUSES,
FORSAKEN BELIEFS, & IMPOSSIBLE LOYALTIES
— THE SITCOM IN PROSE —
THE 1st EVER
SITCOM IN PROSE
—WHOSE SECOND SEASON
WAS CANCELLED BY
VLADIMIR PUTIN
— STALKED UP &
LOCKED DOWN —
— STALKED UP & LOCKED DOWN —
A year that was supposed
to be unlike any other.
5 lockdowns; 3 stalkers;
a reassurance from the grave.
A year that was,
for all the wrong reasons,
unlike any other...
A year that was supposed
to be unlike any other.
5 lockdowns; 3 stalkers;
a reassurance from the grave.
A year that,
for all the wrong reasons,
was unlike any other.
JOSH WRITE BOOK.
JOSH WRITE BOOK.
From amateur stand-up
to professional comedy novelist—
Josh Write Book
is the full adventure of my going from
a writer searching for his voice
to a full-time working author
refining a new literary genre.
From amateur stand-up to professional comedy novelist—
Josh Write Book tells the full adventure of
my going from a comedian searching for his voice
to a full-time author defining an entirely new genre
(and one who occasionally dresses up as a mermaid)...
— THE WELLNESS NOVEL —
A wild soulspedition into
non-inauthenticity,
is a Balinese self-rediscovery journey that alchemises your
heartistic vision into
the actionable secrets
that enable YOU to live vicariously through yourself.
A HISTORY OF
SOUTHEAST ASIA
TOLD—AND WALKED—THROUGH THE RELIGIONS,
THE TEMPLES,
THE ENJUNGLED CITIES
OF SIEM REAP
December - January 2025
100 temples;
800 years of history;
2000km on a motorbike;
Siva-knows-how-many detours,
delays, & dust-moustaches—
AND 5 WEEKS TO FILM IT ALL...
— THE NOVELS —
GRIEVE
Hector Grieve was once
the angriest young man
in the world...
He's about to become once again, the angriest young
man in the world.
EXQUISITE HOURS
Anaïs Spencer
travels the world
lying to men...
The book that launched a career.
KING OF THE
COCONUT SWAMP
My stalker story has finally
been comedy-novelified...
THE CREATIVE ART
OF WISHFULNESS
Godfrey Lackland
simply wants to do his
work as an artist...
All that stands in his way
is a wellness retreat, India,
& the love of two women.
THE PETER FILE
Now the story of one
woman's search for the truth
about her husband—
& the buffoon of a family that can't help but prevent
her from finding it...
— THE COMMONPLACE BOOK —
18 years
of reading, writing, & travelling distilled
into 6
volvmes
8,000 QvOTATIONS,
excerpts, paragraphs, essays, poems, jokes, stories,
paintings, symbols, inscriptions
FROM
1,300 poets,
WRITERS, philosophers,
painters,
adventvrers, explorers,
kings, & comedians
THE ORIGINAL COMEDY NOVEL
YOU WRITE BOOK.
Make possible the writing of the next comedy novel;
give an author the unworried freedom to write;
become a patron of Josh Write Book—
and read, watch, & receive
everything I create.
A FULL-LENGTH DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE TEMPLES AND
(VERY) RELEVANT HISTORY OF ANCIENT CAMBODIA
OUR 2020 SEASON IS
A YEAR-ROUND ADVENTURE
THROUGH 3000 YEARS OF
ART, HISTORY, & PHILOSOPHY.
ENROLMENTS FOR OUR PRIVATE
HISTORY SEMESTERS ARE NOW OPEN
— THE WELLNESS NOVEL —
A wild soulspedition into non-inauthenticity,
is a Balinese self-rediscovery journey that alchemises
your heartistic vision into the actionable secrets
that enable YOU
to live vicariously through yourself.
— STALKED UP &
LOCKED DOWN —
— STALKED UP & LOCKED DOWN —
A year that was supposed
to be unlike any other.
5 lockdowns; 3 stalkers;
a reassurance from the grave.
A year that was,
for all the wrong reasons,
unlike any other...
A year that was supposed
to be unlike any other.
5 lockdowns; 3 stalkers;
a reassurance from the grave.
A year that WAS,
for all the wrong reasons,
unlike any other.
JOSH WRITE BOOK.
JOSH WRITE BOOK.
From amateur stand-up
to professional comedy novelist—
Josh Write Book
is the full adventure of my going from
a writer searching for his voice
to a full-time working author
refining an entirely new literary genre.
From amateur stand-up to professional comedy novelist—
Josh Write Book is the full adventure of
my going from a comedian in search of a voice
to a full-time author defining a new genre
(and one who occasionally dresses up as a mermaid)...
— THE SITCOM IN PROSE —
THE FIRST EVER SITCOM IN PROSE
—WHOSE SECOND SEASON
WAS CANCELLED BY
ONE V. PUTIN
THE HISTORY & PHILOSOPHY
OF THE WISEST OF CITIES—
with the hilltops, museums, & temples of Athens
AS YOUR LECTURE THEATRE
2027 DATES TO BE ANNOUNCED
DARING WISDOM.
NOBLE INSPIRATION.
AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!
DARING WISDOM.
NOBLE INSPIRATION.
AUDACITY; AUDACITY; AUDACITY!
Audacious artist;
devout rebel;
revolutionary traditionalist—
and the most extraordinary mind
the art of painting
has ever produced...
After 12 visits, 8 years of research,
— & 4 seasons as a private tour guide —
I HAve at last turned all that Venice has taught me
into THE COMPLETE VENETIAN EXPERIENCE...
After 7 years of research,
I've at last turned all that Venice has taught me
into THE COMPLETE VIRTUAL VENETIAN EXPERIENCE.
After 7 years of research,
I've at last turned all that Venice has taught me
into THE COMPLETE VIRTUAL VENETIAN EXPERIENCE.
AFTER 8 YEARS OF RESEARCH,
I HAVE AT LAST TURNED ALL THAT VENICE HAS TAUGHT ME
INTO THE COMPLETE VIRTUAL
VENETIAN EXPERIENCE...
— THE RUINS OF ANGKOR —
1000-year-old
temple cities;
the most beautiful architecture
covered in jungle;
nature & art
engaged
in ferocious
battle;
150 years of
adventure and photography;
and one
very angry
young man...
— THE PIPE —
A long-established & essential part of my writing routine,
how does smoking a tobacco pipe bestow
productivity, clarity, & freedom
upon the author?
Each breath a gentle smirk at death & modernity—
On Smoking A Pipe
is a celebration of all that smoking brings
to the writer and literature.
A long-established & essential part of my writing routine,
how does smoking a tobacco pipe bestow productivity, clarity, & freedom upon the writer?
Each breath a gentle smirk
at death & modernity—
On Smoking A Pipe
is a celebration of all that smoking brings to the writer & to literature.
— THE PIPE —
A long-established & essential part of my writing routine,
how does smoking a tobacco pipe bestow
productivity, clarity, & freedom
upon the writer?
Each breath a gentle smirk at death & modernity—
On Smoking A Pipe
is a celebration of all that smoking brings
to the writer and to literature.
A long-established & essential part of my writing routine,
how does smoking a tobacco pipe bestow productivity, clarity, & freedom upon the writer?
Each breath a gentle smirk
at death & modernity—
On Smoking A Pipe
is a celebration of all that smoking brings to the writer & to literature.
Devout rebel;
revolutionary traditionalist—
& the most extraordinary mind
the art of painting
has ever produced...
— THE PLAY —
— THE PLAY —
'WHEN ARE
MORTALS BE
BUT WHEN
IN LOVE; WHAT
IS LIFE,
FAIR SUMMER,
IF NOT
TO LOVE?'
A
ROMANTIC
Conceited Comedy
(OFTEN DIRTY)
call'd
'SHAKESPEARE
MEETS
SEX AND
THE CITY
MEETS THE
COMEDY
NOVEL.'
— THE BEGINNING —
THE
— BEGINNING —
The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'
The answer is a simple one.
'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'
The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'
The answer is a simple one.
'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'
— THE VERY BEGINNING —
THE
— BEGINNING —
The most frequent question I get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'
The answer is a simple one.
'When I hijacked my high school's Wikipedia page...'
The one question I most frequently get asked is,
'When did you start writing comedy?'
The answer is a simple one.
'When I hijacked my high school's
Wikipedia page...'
— THE ARTWORK —
— THE ART —
There's only one artist I trust to do
my book covers, and that's
SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.
A conservation illustrator who works
primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,
Sam raises money to save those ecosystems
by selling prints of his work.
We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers,
and each has been more elaborate than the last.
The next—the India novel—
shall be even greater still.
Support his incredible &
benevolent work
— and help to save the environment —
by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.
There's only one artist I trust to do my book covers, and that's
SAMVEL HVMPHREYS.
A conservation illustrator who works primarily in rare and dying ecosystems,
Sam raises money to save those ecosystems by selling prints of his work.
We've collaborated on all 4 of my book covers, and each has been more elaborate than the last.
Support his incredible & benevolent work
— and help to save the environment —
by visiting his website and owning a piece of his art today.
Copyright 2027, JOSHVA HVMPHREYS