THEODORE 'TEDDY' BLURTON
IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN
IN EXILE...
THEODORE 'TEDDY' BLURTON
IS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN IN EXILE...
His audience having been taken away by the pandemic,
Teddy now lives on a river island in Vietnam.
As he ponders whether or not to restart
his career, he spends his time hellraising
with his best good comedian friend
—trolling yogaclowns & masculinity influencers—
& fishing in a coconut swamp.
His audience taken
from him by the pandemic,
Teddy now lives on a river
island in Vietnam.
As he ponders whether or not
to restart his career, he spends
his time hellraising with his best
good comedian friend,
—trolling yogaclowns &
masculinity influencers—
& fishing in a coconut swamp.
Until he meets a blindingly beautiful woman,
and diverts his exile to follow Charlotte Jaeger's
work to Greece, then to Egypt.
Gradually he sees that Charlotte might not be
the kind & gentle person she at first seemed.
And when she makes jealous accusations based solely
on his social media, Teddy breaks up with her.
Until he meets a
blindingly beautiful woman,
and diverts his exile to follow
Charlotte Jaeger's work
to Greece, then to Egypt.
Gradually he sees that
Charlotte might not be the
kind & gentle person
she at first seemed.
When she makes jealous
accusations based solely
on his social media,
he breaks up with her.
And soon finds that the wrath
of the gods is aimed
directly at him.
As Charlotte works at destroying
every aspect of his life in paradise
—& even his chances of
returning to stand-up—
Teddy struggles to figure out which sin
he's being so disproportionately punished for.
And soon finds that the wrath of
the gods is aimed directly at him.
As Charlotte sets about destroying
every aspect of Teddy’s life in paradise
—& even his chances of returning to stand-up—
he tries to figure out which sin he's being
so disproportionately punished for.
Finally helpless amid the vengeful destruction of his existence,
Teddy begins to suspect
that neither a king nor a
comedian can escape
the judgment
of the gods.
Until, helpless amid the vengeful
destruction of his existence,
Teddy begins to suspect that
neither a king nor a comedian
can escape the judgment of the gods...
Based on an all-too-true story
—my own stalker ordeal—
a decade of living on a Vietnamese river island
has been turned into the 5th comedy novel:
NOW AVAILABLE
directly from its author,
sent to (almost) anywhere in the world...
Based on an
all-too-true story
—my own stalker ordeal—
a decade of living on a Vietnamese river island has been turned into
the 5th comedy novel:
—NOW AVAILABLE—
directly from its author,
sent to (almost) anywhere
in the world...
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the original comedy novel—
and save over 25%
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SAVE 40% ON THE ULTIMATE
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All rights reserved, bitches.