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YOU WRITE  BOK 

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YOU WRITE  BOK 



Make the next comedy novel possible;

give an author the unworried
time he needs to write; 

become a patron of
independent creativity—

VERY
PREPOSTEROUS BOOKS.




Make the next comedy novel possible;

give an author the unworried time he needs to write; 

become a patron of independent creativity—

& very preposterous books.


Exquisite Hours & The Peter File
are being read
all over the world,
and although Putin forced me
to abandon the latter's sequel,
THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL WHAT DONE NEEDS TO BE WROTE—


A COMEDY NOVEL BASED VERY CLOSELY ON MY STALKER STORY.



It's a comedy novel whose

numbered & signed 1st edition will be available exclusively to its patrons.



For, for every novel
I’ve ever written—from
Waxed Exceeding Mighty to
The Creative Art of Wishfulnes

I’ve entirely exhausted my

finances in order to write it,

then so as to not starve I've had to rush the book’s release.



I spent years longing for no freedom but the freedom
to write...


Then in 2021 I started

YOU WRITE BOOK

so-called because,
literally & entirely, 

you can make possible

the writing of the

next comedy novel.



Rather than repeating the deadening cycle
of bubble & burst—

as I put out into
the world some small measure of creativity,

humour, & inspiration—

patrons allow me to focus

solely on writing, rewriting,

 & WRITING SOME MORE. 


AND BY BECOMING

A PATRON OF THE ARTS,

OF MY ART

— A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL —

you not only give a writer the unworried creativity that leads to fascinating histories & very funny books—
YOU ALSO GET TO ENJOY all THE
literarY fruits

of Josh Write Book.

Exquisite Hours & The Peter File
are being read all over the world,
and although Putin forced me
to abandon the latter's sequel,
THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL
   WHAT DONE NEEDS TO

 BE WROTE—


A COMEDY NOVEL BASED VERY CLOSELY ON MY
STALKER STORY.


It's a comedy novel whose

numbered & signed 1st edition

will be available exclusively

to its patrons.


For, for every novel I’ve written

—from Waxed Exceeding Mighty to
The Creative Art of Wishfulness

I’ve entirely exhausted my

finances in order to write it,

then so as to not starve I've had

to rush the book’s release.


I spent years longing for no
   freedom but the freedom to write...




Then in 2021 I started YOU WRITE BOOK

so called because, literally & entirely, 

you can make possible the

writing of the next comedy novel.


Rather than going through

that deadening cycle of bubble & burst—

as I put out into the world some small measure
of creativity, humour, & inspiration,

my patrons allow me to focus

solely on writing, rewriting,

 & WRITING SOME MORE. 

       


AND BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS, OF MY ART

 A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL 

you not only give a writer the unworried creativity that
leads to fascinating histories & very funny books—
YOU ALSO GET TO enjoy all THE
literary fruits of 
Josh Write Book.

The next comedy novel written.

$6

PER MONTH TILL AUGUST

See the creative process of turning my stalker story into a comedy novel, before receiving a signed & inscribed 1st edition of that novel when it's done.

· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & history documentaries being made at @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of my next comedy novel


Patronage of Josh Write Book.

$15

PER MONTH TILL AUGUST 

See the creative process of turning my stalker story into a comedy novel, & ride along as I film and finally finish a documentary i've been working

on for 3 years.

· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & history documentaries being made at @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning


· Receive an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of my next comedy novel


· Watch the premiere of The Stones of Angkor—and rewatch it whenever you'd like

All-out full-blown patronage.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$49

PER MONTH TILL JOSH RUNS
OUT OF BOOKS TO WRITE &
DOCUMENTARIES TO MAKE

Give a gallivanting novelist & independent historian the unworried time he needs to research, write, & rewrite...


And in exchange receive, watch, & read everything that I create (& receive an occasional postcard, too).

· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & history documentaries

being made at @JoshWriteBook


· Receive an already-released comedy novel

of your choice


· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning


· Receive one of the first 10 signed & inscribed 1st editions of the next comedy novel


· Watch the premiere of The Stones of Angkor—and rewatch it whenever you'd like


· Watch the already-produced Stones of Venice & Stones of Athens Tours


· Receive a postcard from wherever I am when work on a 1st draft commences

The next comedy novel written.

$6

PER MONTH TILL AUGUST

See the creative process of turning my stalker story into a comedy novel, before receiving
a signed & inscribed 1st edition of that novel

when it's done.

· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & history documentaries being made at @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning


· Own an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of the next comedy novel


Patronage of Josh Write Book.

$15

PER MONTH TILL AUGUST

See the creative process of turning my stalker story into a comedy novel, and ride along as

I film and finally finish a documentary

i've been working on for 3 years.

· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & histories being made at @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning


· Receive an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of the next comedy novel


· Watch the premiere of The Stones of Angkor—and rewatch it whenever you'd like


All-out full-blown patronage.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$49

PER MONTH TILL JOSH RUNS
OUT OF BOOKS TO WRITE 

Give a gallivanting novelist & independent historian the unworried time he needs to research, write, & rewrite...


And in exchange receive, watch, & read everything that I create (& receive an occasional postcard, too).

· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & histories being made at @JoshWriteBook


· Receive an already-released comedy novel

of your choice


· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning


· Receive one of the first 10 signed & inscribed 1st editions of the next comedy novel


· Watch the premiere of The Stones of Angkor—and rewatch it whenever you'd like


· Watch the already-produced Stones of Venice & Stones of Athens Tours


· Receive a postcard from wherever I am when work on a 1st draft commences

PLEASE NOTE:

· Amounts cited are in USD
but convert at sign-up to GBP.



· By becoming a patron of Josh Write Book you agree to each month for the noted number of months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels and making history documentaries is an unpredictable artistic process the creation-time of which may change. If the 'Stones' documentary or Ponty Mython's Life Wife of Alexander the Pretty Good (yet to be renamed), take longer than expected to complete you might receive them at a later date than what is stated.


· By becoming a You Write Book patron you also agree to try really hard not to bust Mr Humphreys' chops about the time he takes to finish his next comedy novel.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given. Patronage cancelled or discontinued before the completion of its subscription will not be given as credit towards the public price of any book.


· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above you agree to these terms & conditions—especially the chop-busting one.

PLEASE NOTE:

· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at sign-up to GBP or AUD.


· By becoming a patron of Josh Write Book you agree to each month for
the noted number of months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels and making history documentaries is an unpredictable artistic process the creation-time of which may change. If a project takes longer than expected to complete you might receive it at a later date than what's stated.


· By agreeing to become a You Write Book patron you agree to try really hard not to bust Mr Humphreys' chops about the time he takes to finish his next comedy novel.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given. Patronage cancelled or discontinued before the completion of its subscription will not be given as credit
towards the final price of any book.


· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above
you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the chop-busting one.

PLEASE NOTE:

· Amounts cited are in USD
but convert at sign-up to GBP or AUD.



· By becoming a patron of Josh Write Book you agree to each month for the noted number of months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels and making history documentaries is an unpredictable artistic process the creation-time of which may change. If a project takes longer than expected to complete, you might receive them at a later date than what's stated.


· By becoming a You Write Book patron you agree to try really hard not to bust Mr Humphreys' chops about the time he takes to finish his next comedy novel.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given. Patronage cancelled or discontinued before the completion of its subscription will not be given as credit towards the public price of any book.


· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above you agree to these terms & conditions—especially the chop-busting one.

PLEASE NOTE:

· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at sign-up to GBP.


· By becoming a patron of Josh Write Book you agree to each month for
the noted number of months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels and making history documentaries is an unpredictable artistic process the creation-time of which may change. If the 'Stones' documentary, or Ponty Mython's Life Wife of Alexander the Pretty Good (yet to be renamed), take longer than expected to complete you might receive them at a later date than what is stated.


· By agreeing to become a You Write Book patron you also agree to try really hard not to bust Mr Humphreys' chops about the time he takes to finish his next comedy novel.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given. Patronage cancelled or discontinued before the completion of its subscription will not be given as credit
towards the final price of any book.


· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above
you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the chop-busting one.

                    BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

                     BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

The next comedy novel written.

$6

PER MONTH TILL AUGUST

Ongoing patronage of Josh Write Book.

$15

PER MONTH TILL AUGUST

All-out full-blown patronage.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$49

PER MONTH TILL JOSH RUNS
OUT OF BOOKS TO WRITE 

The next comedy novel written.

$6

PER MONTH TILL AUGUST

Patronage of Josh Write Book.

$15

PER MONTH TILL AUGUST

All-out full-blown patronage.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

$49

PER MONTH TILL JOSH RUNS
OUT OF BOOKS TO WRITE 


QUESTIONS ABOUT
BECOMING A YOU WRITE BOOK PATRON?


If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing
of the next comedy novel
—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than
a monthly contributor—

 do email me at

joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com

and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.


QUESTIONS ABOUT BECOMING
A YOU WRITE BOOK PATRON?


If you have queries about supporting the writing of the next comedy novel—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—

 do email me at

joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com

and we can discuss those concerns &/or queries.

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