BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
Make the next comedy novel possible;
give an author the unworried
time he needs to write;
become a patron of
independent creativity—
& VERY
PREPOSTEROUS BOOKS.
Make the next comedy novel possible;
give an author the unworried time he needs to write;
become a patron of independent creativity—
& very preposterous books.
King of the Coconut Swamp
is being read all over the world,
and I've already had the
lightning-bolt moment that conceived the NEXT
comedy novel...
While the last book synthesised my own brand of comedy with Ancient Greek Tragedy,
the new one will
take it a step further—
AND IS GOING TO BE EQUAL PARTS COMEDY, TRAGEDY AND HOMERIC EPIC.
Again it will be a book whose
numbered & signed 1st edition will be available exclusively to its patrons.
For, for every novel I wrote
from Exquisite Hours to
The Creative Art of Wishfulness—
I entirely exhausted my
finances in order to write it.
Then so as to not starve I
had to rush the book’s release.
So I spent years longing
for nothing but the
freedom to write...
Then in 2021 I started
YOU WRITE BOOK—
so-called because,
you can make possible
the writing of the
next comedy novel.
Rather than going through
the deadening cycle of
bubble & burst—
as I put out into the world some small measure
of creativity, humour,
& inspiration,
my patrons allow me to focus on writing,
rewriting, &
WRITING EVEN MORE.
AND BY BECOMING
A PATRON OF THE ARTS,
OF MY ART
— A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL —
you not only give a writer the unworried creativity that leads to fascinating histories & very funny books—
YOU ALSO GET TO ENJOY all THE
literary fruits
of Josh Write Book.
King of the Coconut Swamp
is being read all over the world,
and I've already had the
lightning-bolt moment that conceived the NEXT comedy novel...
While the last book synthesised my own brand of comedy with Ancient Greek Tragedy, the new one
will take it a step further—
AND IS GOING TO BE EQUAL PARTS COMEDY, TRAGEDY AND HOMERIC EPIC.
It's to be a book whose
numbered & signed 1st edition
will be available exclusively
to its patrons.
For, for every novel I wrote
from Exquisite Hours to
The Creative Art of Wishfulness—
I entirely exhausted my
finances in order to write it.
Then so as to not starve I
had to rush the book’s release.
So I spent years longing for nothing
but the freedom to write...
Then in 2021 I started YOU WRITE BOOK—
so called because
you can make possible the
writing of the next comedy novel.
Rather than going through
the deadening cycle of bubble & burst—
as I put out into the world some small measure
of creativity, humour, & inspiration,
my patrons allow me to focus
on writing, rewriting, &
WRITING EVEN MORE.
AND BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS, OF MY ART
— A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL —
you not only give a writer the unworried creativity that
leads to fascinating histories & very funny books—
YOU ALSO GET TO enjoy all THE
literary fruits of Josh Write Book.
Patronage of Josh Write Book.
$9
PER MONTH TILL DECEMBER 2027
See the creative process of transforming dozens of god-awful tragic Ancient & Modern stories into the story outline for a new comedy novel—then see that book being written too...
· Receive an already-released comedy novel
of your choice
· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & histories being made at @JoshWriteBook
· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning
· Receive an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of the next Epic-Tragic-Comedy novel
All-out full-blown patronage.
$46
PER MONTH TILL JOSH RUNS
OUT OF BOOKS TO WRITE
Give a gallivanting novelist & independent historian the unworried time he needs to research, write, & rewrite...
And in exchange receive, watch, & read everything that I create (& receive an occasional postcard, too!).
· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & histories being made at @JoshWriteBook
· Receive an already-released comedy novel
of your choice
· Receive, as I go through them in my podcast, all the volumes of my Commonplace Book
· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning
· Receive one of the very first signed & inscribed 1st editions of the next comedy novel
· Watch The Stones of Angkor—and rewatch it whenever you'd like
· Watch the already-produced Stones of Venice & Stones of Athens Tours
· Receive a postcard from wherever I am when work on a 1st draft commences
The next comedy novel written.
$9
PER MONTH TILL DECEMBER 2027
See the creative process of transforming dozens of horribly tragic Ancient & Modern stories into the story outline for a new comedy novel—then see that book being written too...
· Receive an already-released comedy novel
of your choice
· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & histories being made at @JoshWriteBook
· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning
· Receive an exclusive signed & inscribed 1st edition of the next Epic-Tragic-Comedy novel
All-out full-blown patronage.
$46
PER MONTH TILL JOSH RUNS
OUT OF BOOKS TO WRITE
Give a gallivanting novelist & independent historian the unworried time he needs to research, write,
& rewrite...
And in exchange receive, watch, & read everything that I create (& get an occasional postcard, too!).
· See the creative process of comedy novels being written & histories being made at @JoshWriteBook
· Receive an already-released comedy novel
of your choice
· Receive, as I go through them in my podcast, all the volumes of my Commonplace Book
· Receive a personal thank-you in the next comedy novel's trigger warning
· Receive one of the very first signed & inscribed 1st editions of the next comedy novel
· Watch The Stones of Angkor—and rewatch it whenever you'd like
· Watch the already-produced Stones of Venice & Stones of Athens Tours
· Receive a postcard from wherever I am when work on a 1st draft commences
PLEASE NOTE:
· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at sign-up to AUD.
· By becoming a patron of Josh Write Book you agree to each month for
the noted number of months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.
· Writing comedy novels & making history documentaries is an unpredictable artistic process the creation-time of which may change. If a project takes longer than expected to complete you might receive it at a later date than what's stated.
· By agreeing to become a You Write Book patron you agree to try really hard not to bust Mr Humphreys' chops about the time he takes to finish writing his novels.
· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given. Patronage cancelled or discontinued before the completion of its subscription will not be given
as credit towards the final price of any book.
· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above
you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the chop-busting one.
PLEASE NOTE:
· Amounts cited are in USD
but convert at sign-up to GBP or AUD.
· By becoming a patron of Josh Write Book you agree to each month for the noted number of months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.
· Writing comedy novels and making history documentaries is an unpredictable artistic process the creation-time of which may change. If a project takes longer than expected to complete, you might receive them at a later date than what's stated.
· By becoming a You Write Book patron you agree to try really hard not to bust Mr Humphreys' chops about the time he takes to finish his next comedy novel.
· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given. Patronage cancelled or discontinued before the completion of its subscription can't be given as credit towards the public price of any book.
· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers described above you agree to these terms & conditions—especially the chop-busting one!
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
The next comedy novel written.
$9
PER MONTH TILL DECEMBER 2027
All-out full-blown patronage.
$46
PER MONTH TILL JOSH RUNS
OUT OF BOOKS TO WRITE
The next comedy novel written.
$9
PER MONTH TILL DECEMBER 2027
All-out full-blown patronage.
$46
PER MONTH TILL JOSH RUNS
OUT OF BOOKS TO WRITE
QUESTIONS ABOUT
BECOMING A YOU WRITE BOOK PATRON?
If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing
of the next comedy novel
—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than
a monthly contributor—
do email me at
joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com
and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.
QUESTIONS ABOUT BECOMING
A YOU WRITE BOOK PATRON?
If you have queries about supporting the writing of the next comedy novel—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—
do email me at
joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com
and we can discuss those concerns &/or queries.
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