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                    BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

                     BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 


Make possible the writing of
the next comedy novel;

Watch the on-location researching of the Stones of Bangkok Tour;

   Fill your 2021 with
Commonplace Books,
The Ancient Greeks,
& Very Big Ideas.



Make possible the writing of the next comedy novel;

Watch the on-location researching of the Stones of Bangkok Tour;

  Fill your 2021 with Commonplace Books, The Ancient Greeks, and Very Big Ideas.




 After releasing 6 books in as many years there's a new comedy novel that needs to be writed—to be wroted—to be wrat? Wratten?

No. Written.

Written!

THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL

   THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...


Its story & jokes accumulating for 2 years and now ripe & ready

to be turned into a full-blown comedy novel, the opening chapter introduces you to Fiona Dixon, a woman whose healthy husband, Peter, has just suddenly
dropped dead.

After Peter's funeral Fiona is handed a dossier with information indicating that her husband might have been murdered—a dossier which she henceforth 
refers to as...

The Peter File.

Featuring a brother who acquires the confusing reputation of being a gum smuggler and a Ukrainian family who emigrated from Chernobyl a little later than they should have (and who run a crane-rental company called "U-crane")—
in 2021 I shall be
sitting down, with your help,
to write a sitcom-in-prose.

As well, I'll be applying to Cambodia & Thailand the same historical & artistic principles that shaped my

Venice tour in order to build
The Stones of Bangkok
a virtual history exploring how over 1000 years the ancient empires of Siem Reap were plundered, transplanted, & morphed into a glittering Thai megacity.

I'll be returning to Southeast Asia as soon as covid allows and there I'll be reunited with my motorbike and my writing routine. Once arrived I'll be sharing the entire novel-writing & 
history-revealing process as well as the picturesque settings in which it shall all take place.

By September you'll be taking the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and in November I'll have written & ready 
my 5th comedy novel, 
The Peter File
whose numbered & signed first edition will be available only
to you, its patrons.

SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS,
OF MY ART

A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL

you'll both make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books and watch the entire artistic process
of bringing to life the world's
most beautiful places—

before yourself enjoying all

the literary fruits of

Josh Write Book...

After releasing 6 books in as many years there's a new comedy novel that needs to be writed—
to be wroted—to be wrat? Wratten?

No, written.
Written!

THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL

   THAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...


Its story & jokes accumulating for 2 years and now ripe & ready 
to be turned into a full-blown comedy novel, the opening chapter introduces you
to Fiona Dixon, a woman whose healthy husband, Peter, has just suddenly dropped dead.

After Peter's funeral Fiona is handed a dossier with information indicating that her husband might have been murdered—a dossier which she

henceforth refers to as...

The Peter File.

Featuring a brother who acquires the confusing reputation of being a gum smuggler and a Ukrainian family who emigrated from Chernobyl a little

later than they should have (and who run a
crane-rental company called "U-crane")—
in 2021 I shall be sitting down,
with your help,
to write a sitcom-in-prose.

As well, I'll be applying to Cambodia & Thailand the same historical & artistic principles that shapes my Venice tour in order to build The Stones of Bangkok—a virtual history 
exploring how over 1000 years the ancient empires of Siem Reap plundered, transplanted, & morphed into
a glittering Thai megacity.

I'll be returning to Southeast Asia as soon as covid allows and there I'll be reunited with my motorbike and my writing routine. Once arrived I'll be sharing the entire novel-writing & 
history-illuminating process as well as the picturesque
settings in which it shall all take place.

By September you'll be taking the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and in November I'll have written & ready 
my 5th comedy novel, The Peter File
whose numbered & signed first edition
will be available only to you,
its patrons.

SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS, OF MY ART

 A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL 

you'll both make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books

and watch the entire artistic process of bringing to life the world's most beautiful places—

before yourself enjoying all the literary fruits of

Josh Write Book...

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

Watch the whole year-long process of a comedy novel being crafted and written and receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File when it's complete.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

A history of Thailand & Cambodia

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, thailand, cambodia, siem reap

Explore 1000 years of Thai and Cambodian art, history, & religion on the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour and, exclusively, receive a signed copy of the book that will be a prose expansion on the tour. 

 · Have ongoing access to The Stones of Venice Tour


· Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Southeast Asia


· Take the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour


AND,
EXCLUSIVE TO OLD NEW CAVALIERS:


· Receive a copy of (the tentatively titled) City of the King of the Angels—the history of Cambodia & Thailand that will come out of my Southeast Asian researches.

Next year's Reading Society

2021's Reading Society will kick off in February with an existing-members-only semester, wherein we go through Volume IV of The Commonplace Book—by author the most eclectic volume yet. 


Semester 2 will be an historical, cultural, & philosophical introduction to the supremely fascinating world of Ancient Greece, and semester 3—not yet finalised—will be a more concentrated focus on a handful of ideas the study of which can only make the world a better place.

· Receive Volume IV of The Commonplace Book


· Receive whichever volumes of The Commonplace Book you do not yet have


· Take part in 3 semesters of The New Cavalier Reading Society

— Volume IV 
— Intro to Ancient Greece
— Thoughts & Their Thinkers


· Receive the new NCRS textbooks for the 2nd and 3rd semesters: 
Athanatos, a thematic arrangement of quotations by or about the Ancient Greeks
Very Big Ideas, a handful of vital subjects explained, explored, & exploded.

The next comedy novel, written.

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, london

Watch the whole year-long process of a comedy novel being crafted and written and receive a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File when it's complete.

· Watch the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook


· Receive a personal thank-you in the novel's trigger warning


· Own a signed & inscribed 1st edition of The Peter File

A history of Thailand & Cambodia

joshua humphreys, "joshua humphreys australia", joshua humphreys writer, "joshua humphreys writer", comedy novels, novelist, funny, australian, writer, patronage, patreon, donate, joshua, humphreys, funniest books, exquisite hours, Anaïs Spencer, vietnam, venice, bangkok, thailand, cambodia, siem reap

Explore 1000 years of Thai and Cambodian art, history, & religion on the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour then, exclusively, receive a signed copy of the book that will be a prose expansion on the tour. 

 · Receive a handwritten postcard when I return to Southeast Asia


 · Have ongoing access to The Stones of Venice Tour


· Take the inaugural Stones of Bangkok Tour


AND,
EXCLUSIVE TO OLD NEW CAVALIERS:


· Receive a copy of (the tentatively titled) City of the King of the Angels—the history of Cambodia & Thailand that will come out of my Southeast Asian researches.

Next year's Reading Society

2021's Reading Society will kick off in February with an existing-members-only semester, wherein we go through Volume IV of The Commonplace Book—by author the most eclectic volume yet. 


Semester 2 will be an historical, cultural, & philosophical introduction to the supremely fascinating world of Ancient Greece,
and semester 3—not yet finalised—will be a more concentrated focus on a handful of ideas the study of which can only make the world a better place.

· Receive Volume IV of The Commonplace Book


· Receive whichever volumes of The Commonplace Book you do not yet have 


· Take part in 3 semesters of The New Cavalier Reading Society

— Volume IV 
— Intro to Ancient Greece
— Thoughts & Their Thinkers


· Receive the new NCRS textbooks for the 2nd and 3rd semesters: 
Athanatos, a thematic arrangement of quotations by or about the Ancient Greeks
Very Big Ideas, a handful of vital subjects explained, explored, & exploded.

A comedy novel written, The Stones of Bangkok,
& The 2021 NCRS

A comedy novel written, The Stones of Bangkok, & The 2021 NCRS

$149 

TO RE-ENROL

THEN

$29 

A MONTH

A comedy novel written, The Stones of Bangkok, & The 2021 NCRS

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A comedy novel written,
The Stones of Bangkok,
& The 2021 NCRS

$149 

TO RE-ENROL

THEN

$29 

A MONTH

"joshua humphreys australia", joshua, humphreys, australia, siem reap, cambodia, preah khan, temples, wanderlust, joshua humphreys writer, joshua humphreys author

PLEASE NOTE:

· The amounts cited are in USD
but convert at re-enrolment to GBP.


· By becoming a patron of Josh Write Book and remaining a member of The New Cavalier Reading Society you agree to each month for 12 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels & creating history tours are unpredictable artistic processes the creation-time of which may alter. If either The Peter File or The Stones of Bangkok take longer than expected to complete you shall receive them as agreed above though at a later date.


· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' balls about the time taken to finish either his next comedy novel or virtual tour.


· The Bangkok tour depends on covid-19 travel restrictions being eased.
If they don't ease in time for me to create a tour of Bangkok I shall create a tour of Athens/Ancient Greece to which the same privileges will apply.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given.


· By subscribing to patronage of Josh Write Book and re-enrolling as a New Cavalier
as described above you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the ball-busting one.

PLEASE NOTE:

· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at re-enrolment to GBP.


· By becoming a patron of Josh Write Book and remaining a member of
The New Cavalier Reading Society you agree to each month for
12 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for
receiving the benefits privileges and/or products stated above.


· Writing comedy novels & creating history tours are unpredictable artistic processes the creation-time of which may alter. If either The Peter File or The Stones of Bangkok take longer than expected to complete you shall receive them
as agreed above though at a later date.


· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' balls about the time taken to finish either his next comedy novel or virtual tour.


· The Bangkok tour depends on covid-19 travel restrictions being eased.
If they don't ease in time for me to create a tour of Bangkok
I shall create a tour of Athens/Ancient Greece to
which the same patron privileges will apply.


· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage can be given.


· By subscribing to patronage of Josh Write Book and re-enrolling as a New Cavalier
as described above you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the ball-busting one.

                                                        BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

AND

                     BOOK

YOU WRITE  BOK 

AND

A comedy novel written, The Stones of Bangkok, & The 2021 NCRS

$149 

TO RE-ENROL

THEN

$29 

A MONTH

A comedy novel written,
The Stones of Bangkok,
& The 2021 NCRS

$149 

TO RE-ENROL

THEN

$29 

A MONTH

QUESTIONS ABOUT
ANY OF THE ABOVE?


If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel, about the building of The Stones of Bangkok, or about re-enrolling as a New Cavalier,—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—do email me at

joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com

and we can discuss your concerns and/or queries!

QUESTIONS ABOUT ANY OF THE ABOVE?


If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of next comedy novel, about the building of The Stones of Bangkok, or about re-enrolling as a New Cavalier,

—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly— do email me at

joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com

and we can discuss your concerns and/or queries!

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