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Own a signed 1st edition
of The Peter File;
make possible the writing
of the next comedy novel;
keep comedy free & independent
& preposterous...
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Own a signed 1st edition of The Peter File;
make possible the writing of the next comedy novel;
keep comedy free & independent & ludicrous...
—
The Peter File has literally just been finished, and is a month from being in your hans!
AND, HAPPILY,
THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL WHAT NEEDS
TO BE WRITTEN...
The Peter File, Season 2.
The yet-to-be-named sequel to The Peter File is already fully storied and shall be written in the summer, revised through the autumn, and before your eyes by Christmas!
Without giving too much away before you've read The Peter File, Season 2 of the one and only sitcom-in-prose contains more espionage than is healthy for any hardware-store employee, an insultingly cheap assassination contract,
a gaslighting Ukrainian ghost, Martin Luther Ching,
a testicular thermometer and a honeypot, a stalker, a bear,
an eel deal—and the anarchic taking-over of U-Crane.
After sitting down to sign and send the 1st edition of The Peter File I'll be heading to Greece, where I'll write the sequel's 1st draft—
then wherever covid takes me for the autumn I'll be rewriting it to have it ready by the start of December...
When I'll have written & ready my 6th comedy novel,
the sequel to The Peter File—
whose numbered & signed 1st edition is available only to you, its patron!
The Peter File has just been finished and is a month from being in your hands!
AND, HAPPILY,
THERE'S A NEW COMEDY NOVEL
WHAT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN...
The Peter File, Season 2.
The yet-to-be-named sequel to
The Peter File is already fully storied and shall be written in the summer, revised through the autumn,
and before your eyes by Christmas.
Without giving too much away before you've read The Peter File, Season 2 of the one and only
sitcom-in-prose contains more espionage
than is healthy for any chair man,
an insultingly cheap assassination contract,
a gaslighting Ukrainian ghost, Martin Luther Ching,
a testicular thermometer and a honeypot,
a stalker, a bear, an eel deal—
and the anarchic taking-over of U-Crane.
After sitting down to sign and send the 1st edition of The Peter File I'll be heading to Greece, where I'll write the sequel's 1st draft—
then wherever covid takes me for the autumn I'll be rewriting it to have it ready by the start
of December...
When I'll have written & ready my 6th comedy novel,
the sequel to The Peter File—
whose numbered & signed 1st edition
will be available only to you,
its patron!
SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS,
OF MY ART
— A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL —
you'll make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books
—before yourself enjoying the literary fruits of Josh Write Book...
SO BY BECOMING A PATRON OF THE ARTS, OF MY ART
— A PATRON OF THE COMEDY NOVEL —
you'll make possible the unworried creativity that leads to very funny books
—before yourself enjoying the literary fruits of
Josh Write Book...
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The Peter Files, signed.
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PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
Nab yourself a signed copy of The Peter File and help to make possible its sequel, becoming a You Write Book patron.
· Receive an exclusive signed copy of the next comedy novel—the one & only sitcom-in-prose—The Peter File
· Become a You Write Book patron and help to make possible the writing of The Peter File's yet-to-be-named sequel
· See the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook
· Own a signed copy of The Peter File's sequel—a novel whose creation you helped to make possible
The comedy novel book haul.
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· Own a copy of the next comedy novel—the one & only sitcom-in-prose—
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· Save 25% off the cost of buying them separately.
The Peter Files, signed.
$30
FOR A SIGNED COPY
OF SEASON 1, THEN
$5
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
Nab yourself a signed copy of The Peter File and help to make possible its sequel, becoming a You Write Book patron.
· Receive an exclusive signed copy of the next comedy novel—the one & only sitcom-in-prose—The Peter File
· Become a You Write Book patron and help to make possible the writing of The Peter File's yet-to-be-named sequel
· See the entire process of a comedy novel being written @JoshWriteBook
· Own a signed copy of The Peter File's sequel—a novel whose creation you helped to make possible
Order your copy of The Peter File.
$25
'Now the story of one woman's struggle to discover the truth about her husband's death—
and the buffoon of a family that can't help
but prevent her from finding it...'
· Order your copy of the next comedy novel—the one & only sitcom-in-prose—
The Peter File
The comedy novel book haul.
$45
Order 3 comedy novels—my first, my last, & my latest—and save yourself 25% on the ultimate literary laughter haul.
· Own a copy of the next comedy novel—the one & only sitcom-in-prose—
The Peter File
· Own a copy of The Creative Art of Wishfulness, an almost-true story about the horrible world of 'wellness retreats'
· Own a copy of the novel that launched my career—Exquisite Hours, the story of a beautiful young woman who travels the world lying to men.
· Save 25% off the cost of buying them separately.
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· By becoming a patron of the next comedy novel you agree to each month for 8 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.
· Writing comedy novels is an unpredictable artistic process, the creation-time of which may alter. If The Peter File's sequel takes longer than expected to complete you shall receive it as agreed above, though at a later date.
(But almost certainly this won't happen. It's ready to write!)
· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' chops
about the time taken to finish his next
comedy novel.
· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage, can be given, and patronage cancelled or discontinued early will not be given as 'credit' towards the final non-patron price of said book.
· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers above you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the chop-busting one.
PLEASE NOTE:
· The amounts cited are in USD but convert at sign-up to AUD.
· By becoming a patron of the next comedy novel you agree to each month for
9 months send to Joshua Humphreys the selected amount in exchange for
receiving the benefits, privileges and/or products stated above.
· Writing comedy novels is an unpredictable artistic process, the creation-time of which may alter. If The Peter File's sequel takes longer than expected to complete you shall receive it as agreed above, though at a later date.
(But almost certainly this won't happen. It's ready to write!)
· You may not bust Mr Humphreys' chops
about the time taken to finish his next comedy novel.
· No refunds, partial or whole, of any patronage, can be given, and patronage cancelled or discontinued early will not be given as 'credit' towards
the final non-patron price of said book.
· By subscribing to any of the patronage tiers above
you agree to these terms & conditions—
especially the chop-busting one.
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
BOOK
YOU WRITE BOK
Order your copy of The Peter File.
$25
The Peter Files, signed.
$30
FOR A SIGNED COPY, THEN
$5
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
The comedy novel book haul.
$45
The Peter Files, signed.
$30
FOR A SIGNED COPY
OF SEASON 1, THEN
$5
PER MONTH
TILL DECEMBER
Order your copy of The Peter File.
$25
The comedy novel book haul.
$45
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OF JOSH WRITE BOOK?
If you have any concerns or queries about supporting the writing of the next comedy novel —or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—
do email me at
joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com
and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.
QUESTIONS ABOUT BECOMING
A PATRON OF JOSH WRITE BOOK?
If you have any concerns or queries about
supporting the writing of the next comedy novel
—or if you'd prefer to become an upfront patron rather than contributing monthly—
do email me at
joshwritebook@joshvahvmphreys.com
and we can discuss & allay all of your concerns and/or queries.
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