JOSH WRITE BOOK

JOSH WRITE BOOK

Joshua Hummus Humphreys was birthed under a gibbous beaver moon on the traditional lands of the Wurundjeri people in the year 2528 BE. He was highly educated at La Trobe University, where he read Postcolonial Feminimism. He spent two years writing and performing in comedy plays and doing stand-up before deciding that he should be writing very serious novels about the difficulties faced by migrants on their journey to bourgeois liberalism. So he has spent the last few years volunteering at orphanages in Southeast Asia. After he realised that he’s nothing but a beneficiary of heteronormative white male privilege, he dressed up as a non-binary mer-person and published Exquisite HoursThat novel sold out six print-runs in seven weeks and allowed him to volunteer with especial sincerity. In 2016 he attended a wellness retreat in Bali. While unlocking the magic of the sacred feminine he learnt that all of his opinions are always entirely correct. Banana seven? His greatest concern now is how phrases like, ‘Man up,’ are unhealthy. He knows the soul of history not as much as the facts and frequently informs people that Christianity has caused every war ever and that the very idea that he exists means there was a universal demand for his heart—two of the wildest truths the moon has ever whispered to him. Banana seven! As someone who dislikes gender classification, he holds space to honour everyone’s androgynous potential while at the same time loathing things that offend his feminimism. He refuses to have children until people can legally marry trees and hopes one day to make boom boom with the earth in order to save it. He was integral in getting Bosnia to adopt bestiality appreciation week and has spent most of his family’s fortune on getting cupcakes recognised as a masculine baked good. He has been retweeted by Stephen Colbert, Ricky Gervais, and Lady Gaga and—seeing that free speech has an atrocious impact on minorities—he recently sold the rights to all his books to the Chinese Communist Party and converted to moderate Islam. His spirit animal is the pangolin, his body animal the bonobo, and he has suffered from ingrown balloons since 1937, when a fortune-teller telled him that in 2021 he’ll travel to Nepal where his best friend will be his breath. Woke son of the labouring people and citizen of the World Republic, he hereby vows to promote equality, diversity, and inclusion in all his work. Also, he believes in the wonderfulness of your dreams.

Joshua Hummus Humphreys was birthed under a gibbous beaver moon on the traditional lands of the Wurundjeri people in the year 2528 BE. He was highly educated at La Trobe University, where he read Postcolonial Feminimism. He spent two years writing and performing in comedy plays and doing stand-up before deciding that he should be writing very serious novels about the difficulties faced by migrants on their journey to bourgeois liberalism. So he has spent the last few years volunteering at orphanages in Southeast Asia. After he realised that he’s nothing but a beneficiary of hetero-normative white male privilege, he dressed up as a non-binary mer-person and published Exquisite HoursThat novel sold out six print-runs in seven weeks and allowed him to volunteer with especial sincerity. In 2016 he attended a wellness retreat in Bali. While unlocking the magic of the sacred feminine he learnt that all of his opinions are always entirely correct. Banana seven? His greatest concern now is how phrases like, ‘Man up,’ are unhealthy. He knows the soul of history not as much as the facts and frequently informs people that Christianity has caused every war ever and that the very idea that he exists means there was a universal demand for his heart—two of the wildest truths the moon has ever whispered to him. Banana seven! As someone who dislikes gender classification, he holds space to honour everyone’s androgynous potential while at the same time loathing things that offend his feminimism. He refuses to have children until people can legally marry trees and hopes one day to make boom boom with the earth in order to save it. He was integral in getting Bosnia to adopt bestiality appreciation week and has spent most of his family’s fortune on getting cupcakes recognised as a masculine baked good. He has been retweeted by Stephen Colbert, Ricky Gervais, and Lady Gaga and—seeing that free speech has an atrocious impact on minorities—he recently sold the rights to all his books to the Chinese Communist Party and converted to moderate Islam. His spirit animal is the pangolin, his body animal the bonobo, and he has suffered from ingrown balloons since 1937, when a fortune-teller telled him that in 2021 he’ll travel to Nepal where his best friend will be his breath. Woke son of the labouring people and citizen of the World Republic, he hereby vows to promote equality, diversity, and inclusion in all his work. Also, he believes in the wonderfulness of your dreams.

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