THE
STONES OF VENICE TOVR
2018


WHAT'S INCLVDED IN YOVR
STONES OF VENICE TOVR?


WHAT'S INCLVDED IN YOVR
STONES OF VENICE TOVR?

  • Entry to all the churches & galleries that the tour takes you to.

  • Your very own Stones Of Venice Tour Book: the complete tour – and more – in paperback & prose, so that you can luxuriate in Venetian art & history forever.

  • A traghetto (gondola) trip.

  • Your morning caffé and cornetti.
  • Entry to all the churches & galleries that the tour takes you to.

  • Your very own Stones Of Venice Tour Book: the complete tour – and more – in paperback & prose, so that you can luxuriate in Venetian art & history forever.

  • A traghetto (gondola) trip.

  • Your morning caffé and cornetti.
  • 2 mornings (& both usually run into the early afternoon) of instruction, enlightenment & wonder with novelist & Venice connoisseur Joshua Humphreys.
  • Those same 2 mornings strolling the empty streets of Venice, marvelling at her churches, her palaces, her paintings—while discovering what they all mean.
  • 2 mornings (& both usually run into the early afternoon) of instruction, enlightenment & wonder with novelist & Venice connoisseur Joshua Humphreys.
  • Those same 2 mornings strolling the empty streets of Venice, marvelling at her churches, her palaces, her paintings—while discovering what they all mean.
  • A LIFETIME of spiritual, intellectual & creative nourishment!
  • A LIFETIME of spiritual, intellectual & creative nourishment!

You can put down a deposit & take care of the balance later,

OR

SAVE 15%
BY PAYING IN FVLL.

You can put down a deposit & take care of the balance later,

OR

SAVE 15%
BY PAYING IN FVLL.


Here is the calendar
of tour dates again:

      Now...    


HOW MANY ARE WE TO BE?

– 1 PERSON –

Ready to explore
1000 years of
art, history, & genius?
 

– 1 PERSON –
Ready to explore 
1000 years of
art, history, & genius?


 £345  
with a deposit

 £345  
with a deposit

OR
PAY IN FULL AND 
SAVE 15%


£295

OR
PAY IN FULL AND 
SAVE 15%


£295


– 2 PEOPLE –

Your bestie, your beloved, your brother...  

By the company of another, save £70 each on the price of your tour.

– 2 PEOPLE –
Your bestie, your beloved, your brother...  By the company of another, save £75 each on the price of your tour.


 £275 p.p. 
with a deposit

OR
PAY IN FULL AND 
SAVE 15%


     £230 p.p.

OR
PAY IN FULL AND
SAVE 15
%



     £230 p.p.

– 3 OR MORE –

Bring thy retinue
to Venice!


And save £110 off the price of your tour.

Bring thy retinue to Venice!

– 3 OR MORE –
Bring thy retinue
to Venice!
And save over 30% off the price of your tour.

Bring thy retinue to Venice!


 £235 p.p. 
with a deposit

  £235 p.p. 
with a deposit

OR
PAY IN FULL AND 
SAVE OVER 40%


     £195 p.p.

OR
PAY IN FULL AND 
SAVE OVER 40%



     £195 p.p.

PRIVATE
– & EXTENDED –
TOVRS

Just you, Venice,
& a novelist who knows all there is to know about her...

By clicking any of the buttons above you affirm that you have read and agreed to
the Tour's Terms & Conditions.
(which can also be found below.)


Please do email me at
pigeonry@joshvahvmphreys.com
to confirm your desired dates & I shall mark them on the calendar

and they will be yours!

You'll shortly receive an email with detailed information on

getting to Venice, getting around in Venice, & on where to stay while you're there.

But most importantly,

YOU, ARE GOING
TO VENICE!

Please do email me at
pigeonry@joshvahvmphreys.com
to confirm your desired dates & I shall mark them on the calendar

and they will be yours!

You'll shortly receive an email with detailed information on

getting to Venice, getting around in Venice, & on where to stay while you're there.

But most importantly,

YOU, ARE GOING
TO VENICE!

Terms & Conditions:


1. If a deposit is paid, full payment must be made by August 6th 2018.

2. I deleted the second term and/or condition and couldn’t be bothered changing all the numbers, so… welcome to the second term and/or condition. Isn’t she darling?

3. Refund policy:

  3.1 Deposits are non-refundable. 50% of any fully-paid booking is non-refundable. 

  3.2 Should you cancel your tour after August 6th 2018, a 25% refund will be given. 

4. The last two sound rather Draconian, I know. But, living in Vietnam as I do, I travel half way across the world to run the tour. Plus, The Stones Of Venice is going to blow your mind. Only a fool would cancel.

5. Due to renovations, feast days, funerals, visits by George Clooney, or other religious occasions or extenuating circumstances, certain churches or museums normally included on the tour may be closed on your selected dates. Every effort shall be made to provide a suitably enlightening alternative. Extreme weather conditions—such as acqua alta—may necessitate the cancellation, delay, or alteration of any tour on any date. In such cases a rescheduling may be agreed to or a refund of 50% may be given.

6. If Donald Trump causes the cancellation of your tour I shall give you a 75% refund. 

7. This term and/or condition didn’t apply this year, and again it was easier to write this than delete it and change all the numbers. Welcome to the 7th term and/or condition!

8. Tour dates ARE transferrable between dates and humans. Transfers are subject to availability and at the discretion of Joshua Humphreys. If you do wish to transfer your tour to another person, please ensure that they are more delightful than or at least as delightful as you are. Any attempt to transfer your tour to an undelightful person will incur severe reproach.

9. The tour starts each morning at sunrise. This is done to maximise your enjoyment of your time Venice—you shall practically have the most beautiful city in the world to yourself. Start times are not negotiable. If you are unreasonably late to your tour I reserve the right to begin without thee, and to entreat you to catch up when arrive you eventually do.

10. Your actions, movement, and personal safety on The Stones Of Venice Tour are your own responsibility. You release Joshua Humphreys and all other tour participants individually and collectively from any liability. If you have any health conditions or ongoing injuries that I need to be aware of, please write to me in advance. Please try not to have rabies. If you are afraid of bridges, please think carefully about coming to Venice. Venice has a lot of bridges. If you are in any way frightened of gondoliers, you might also want to reconsider your trip.

11. Though I do intend on doing most of the talking, I strive for the tour to be an open and safe forum for intellectual discussion. I reserve the right to refuse anyone I feel may impede the flow, content, or utter delightfulness of the tour, and to respectfully ask anyone to shoosh should that space be compromised. 

12. By agreeing to these Terms & Conditions you release Joshua Humphreys from any and all claims, liability, cause of action, damages or costs for personal injury or property damage that fall under your responsibility and are unrelated to the service offered. Not really sure what that means, but it sounds SERIOUS.

13. Now let’s go to Venice!


© Joshua Humphreys, The Stones Of Venice Tour, 2018.