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The
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Comedy Novel Sale
is now on!


HECTOR GRIEVE WAS ONCE THE ANGRIEST YOUNG MAN IN THE WORLD.


After 8 years of gallivanting in Cambodia

— riding horses and shooting guns and

claiming to be the best lover that Angelina Jolie has ever had —

Hector is told that he's broke and that his father his dying.


With no choice but to return home to Melbourne,


Hector struggles to adjust to a life of unemployability,

traffic jams, self-serve checkouts, selfie sticks, gluten-intolerant yogis,

friends who talk in hashtags, and girls who genuinely desire to be mermaids.


So Hector is about to become once again...

THE ANGRIEST YOUNG MAN IN THE WORLD.



Adam Athelstan is an innocent young man

who grows and sells—and sings to—very rare flowers.


So innocent is he, that he has no idea that his livelihood and his life

are about to be destroyed by everyone around him trying to cheat on their partners.


Mistakenly arrested as a foreign sex-worker,

Adam is sent to an immigration detention centre

where his naiveté soon attracts a job offer.

Flown to paradisiacal Vietnam, Adam has to settle into his new vocation—

​returning gone-native tourists to their distraught families.


Unwaveringly polite in a lascivious world,

Adam's innocence is set to be his only bulwark against

the insatiable lusts of the universe...



ANAÏS SPENCER IS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN

WHO TRAVELS THE WORLD LYING TO MEN.


As a Mossad agent, an international aid worker, a Venetian countess dispossessed —

for years her first-class flights and hotel suites

have been paid for by the hapless men upon whom she subsists.


When eventually she lies her way to Venice,

Anaïs meets and falls in love with her false-speaking match, 

a handsome young man who travels the world lying to women.


But will their deceitful past allow them a happy future?


The novel that launched my career,

EXQVISITE HOVRS

IS CVRRENTLY IN PRE-PRODVCTION AS A MOVIE!



And INSCRIBED COPIES 
of all 3 Comedy Novels
are now on sale
— for a VERY LIMITED TIME ONLY! —

YOU CAN SELECT  1,  2,  OR  3  INSCRIBED COMEDY NOVELS HERE...

$28
incl. p&h

(YOU CAN SELECT WHICH AT CHECKOUT)

$44

incl. p&h

SAVE $12, OR OVER 20%

$56

incl. p&h

SAVE $28, OR OVER 33%!



JOSH SIGN BOOK


If buying just the one inscribed Comedy Novel, let me know which

in a Note-To-Seller at checkout.

The default for 2 novels is Exquisite Hours and GRIEVE,

but if you'd like a different 2, or 2 of the same, do let me know which.

——

And the default combination for 3 is one of each.

Again, if you'd like that in any way amended, let me know also.

———


And then I, Joshua Humphreys,

shall inscribe with my green pen(s) your Comedy Novel/s

and send it  — or them — to thee the very next day!